Submitted by uptown_gargoyle t3_117aeoh in philadelphia
UnitGhidorah t1_j9c8ht5 wrote
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.
SmileFirstThenSpeak t1_j9f0uqe wrote
You should keep it in your nightstand drawer, like the rest of us civilized people!
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