Submitted by Melissajoanshart t3_10s638v in philadelphia
Did not eat
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fungi_blastbeat t1_j6zotvj wrote
Brraaap t1_j6zpnqu wrote
I tasted mustard
MoneyChanger02 t1_j6zpotl wrote
Nah, those are only served in PATCO stations.
Cute-Interest3362 t1_j6zs1ii wrote
This is a mimic. Stay clear.
Baron_Von_D t1_j6zsq38 wrote
yeah... Dijon mustard
Wuz314159 t1_j6zss53 wrote
Don't look the sandwich in the eye or it'll ask for money.
Lazy-Clock7316 t1_j6zvkz6 wrote
OP, did you touch it? Did it smell good? Were you tempted to eat it? Why didn't you eat it?
Raecino t1_j6zvr1f wrote
Obviously a trap
Intelligent_Dead1 t1_j6zwlhh wrote
This is most certainly a trap . This reminds me of a tom and Jerry scheme lol
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djjsear t1_j6zzllj wrote
DiJawn mustard
djjsear t1_j6zzsch wrote
It's the siren of sandwiches. Its going to draw you closer to it the longer you look at it.
Baron_Von_D t1_j6zztzg wrote
Immediately banned
Running1982 t1_j700a7w wrote
That looks like it’s from Pastrami and Things. They make great breakfast sandwiches too.
Melissajoanshart OP t1_j700l7a wrote
I wanted to touch, septa canceled any sammy smells, thoughts were had about it being in my mouth.
djjsear t1_j700ldw wrote
Cold blooded
Hib3rnian t1_j701ntg wrote
General Ackbar concurs
Letumc24 t1_j701rem wrote
All I can imagine is the sadness and hunger that the sandwich owner felt once the doors closed and they realized they forgot to pick it up after buying the fare. Or digging for the fare.
But why wasn't it wrapped? 😕
bmotmfb t1_j702xw2 wrote
What the fuck
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owenhinton98 t1_j704u7j wrote
Throwback to working in an office in the 13th floor of septa (yes of course septa would be the employer to have a 13th floor), pastrami and things was always awesome to have in the basement
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Gram-GramAndShabadoo t1_j7065t1 wrote
What's that black thing?
A tomato.
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mundotaku t1_j70bu4h wrote
Nothing good happens on 13th and market dude.
cheesesteak_genocide t1_j70c38x wrote
And sun-dried tomatoes
WishOnSuckaWood t1_j70cdi5 wrote
I picked off the sun dried tomatoes. They were disgusting.
Attack_Attack t1_j70csmg wrote
Well... How come no bacon?
WoodenInternet t1_j70gc4s wrote
Trapwich
ageofadzz t1_j70jq6u wrote
Someone should call the bomb squad.
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ADUBROCKSKI t1_j70noza wrote
big final fight vibes
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Melissajoanshart OP t1_j70t7hu wrote
Yes! This is from yesterday and it’s been in my head since.
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spacetiger110 t1_j70u0hf wrote
He's a sharp one. I could see him making Admiral some day.
givemebackmybrain t1_j70wimf wrote
Aqua teen was corny?
I_dementia87 t1_j715sxh wrote
It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
cracker707 t1_j717s15 wrote
The rats are now setting traps for us.
phillybeardo t1_j718h8h wrote
My only explanation would be... they were at a catered event. But something that I've learned over time? Even if you can't wrap it up properly, a napkin, paper towel, or, another plate does just as good until you either finish the meal, or you get it home.
im_at_work_now t1_j71exlb wrote
And lettuce. Evilllll bed of lettuce!
freidas_boss t1_j71ga4d wrote
Bacon is extra!
the_hoagie t1_j71hfy8 wrote
So that's where I left that
BackOnTheMap t1_j71i4ch wrote
Pick up sandwich. Anvil drops on head. Happens every time.
Letumc24 t1_j71j1am wrote
Facts! Anything is better than.. open-air food transport 🤣🤣
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aenteus t1_j71lxxi wrote
On SEPTA
aenteus t1_j71m34s wrote
On SEPTA, sandwich eat you
justneedausernamepls t1_j71m5f0 wrote
Is this art? 🦋
electric_ranger t1_j71mquw wrote
Did you notice a box with a large stick? And perhaps a Wiley coyote?
Raecino t1_j71mvox wrote
And a giant sign that says “Free Lunch” with an arrow pointing towards the sandwich.
Bamboominum t1_j71nidl wrote
“Free Birdseed”
KenzoWap t1_j71o5jw wrote
Damn that do look nice
teleporterdown t1_j71ofv6 wrote
"Pastrami's a little dry..."
Letumc24 t1_j71rihi wrote
The same underground Septa air that I was skeptical about breathing anyway without a mask wayyyyyy before rona
CerealJello t1_j71um9v wrote
You've found the Sandvich
Mike81890 t1_j71wh0y wrote
IT CAN NOT BE DECONSTRUCTED!
Mike81890 t1_j71wiv5 wrote
Admiral*
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Glystopher t1_j72lcxw wrote
“Free brain surgery!!! Yay! Oh wait!!!” NOW EAT THEM!!
illydelphia t1_j73zkb2 wrote
r/mildlyinteresting
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ReginaldStarfire t1_j74oyag wrote
IS IT HOT?
DOES IT LOOK GOOD?
ARE YOU PROUD TO SERVE IT?
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Baron_Von_D t1_j6znzh8 wrote
It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!