New York’s hottest club is: Gush

Description: Club owner Gay Dunaway has built a fantasy world that answers the question, “Nooow?”

This place has everything: Geeks, sherpas, a Jamaican nurse wearing a shower cap, room after room of broken mirrors.

Look over there — is that Mick Jagger? No! It’s a fat kid on a Slip ‘n Slide. His knees look like biscuits, and he’s ready to party.

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