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fieryscribe t1_j43qaom wrote
What a coincidence. I just changed my name to 142,000 People
SamizdatGuy t1_j43s0bj wrote
I believe him.
y_would_i_do_this t1_j43so88 wrote
Challenge accepted.
Spare-Potential-8447 t1_j43ttog wrote
"We never had this much chaos when i was Speaker of the House"
-George Santos
falingodingo t1_j43tzks wrote
In the same year.
3Dingo t1_j43uw6u wrote
Sounds like a lie to me.
bonyponyride t1_j43vtp6 wrote
^* it has to be the same 142,000 people who voted for him to be their representative.
4GDTRFB t1_j43xfjt wrote
Mental_Chip9096 t1_j43xsn7 wrote
Cuz I was going to ask where to sign
Kander-Thomas9516 t1_j43ytea wrote
Easy enough, print up the petition and go door to door. If he still refuses to leave, sue him for breach of promise. Let's see how long he stays once he realizes his entire salary (plus for punitive damages) will be going back to the voters.
Littlepip2277 t1_j440hsc wrote
On the same day!
spicytoastaficionado t1_j4421q3 wrote
He later clarified on Steve Bannon's show (because of course....) that he would resign if every single person who voted for him renounced their support; not 142,000 people in general.
LOL dude is just trolling now, but he has way bigger issues on the horizon than resignation.
theezgame t1_j442pmd wrote
Done
andrewkentmd t1_j4442p9 wrote
Only took an hour
wabashcanonball t1_j444s85 wrote
What a lie.
bklynzboy t1_j4451ny wrote
So where's the petition???
ECK-2188 t1_j445n0u wrote
How the turntablesโฆ
abcmozart t1_j446l2o wrote
Hold up! That was George Santos in the 1968 Mexico City Olympics that did the Black Power raised fist salute? A recent unearthed bio says so. Wow
wantmywings t1_j446p2g wrote
This is outrageous. How does this guy have no shame?
soontwobee t1_j447xnx wrote
>LOL dude is just trolling now, but he has way bigger issues on the horizon than resignation.
True, his career as an astronaut is heating up, plus his three part script for HBO based on his best selling young adult series that's v big in Zimbabwe is due soon. It's tough given how he moonlights as a super hero on nights. What a brave man.
StJazzercise t1_j448bpw wrote
+1
Insomniac_80 t1_j448chz wrote
Is he going to resign? Or will he try to have all of the 142,000 who told him to resign killed?
TonyzTone t1_j448qhw wrote
>breach of promise.
That's not a thing.
sourpatchadult2022 t1_j448yr8 wrote
What if I asked him 142,000 times?
AdvertisingNo8736 t1_j44aam5 wrote
How bad was the incumbent Zimmerman if this asshole can win?
nonlawyer t1_j44bqys wrote
Itโs amazing how comfortable people are just taking the wildest guesses about legal stuff
werdnak84 t1_j44brmb wrote
Right! Let a leader listen and obey the orders of the people. Didn't it work for Elon Musk!?!?!?
TetraCubane t1_j44brqa wrote
Zimmerman wasnโt incumbent.
Suozzi decided not to run again so it was open for both parties.
nonlawyer t1_j44ckq3 wrote
> he has way bigger issues on the horizon than resignation
Yeahโฆ a year is about a reasonable estimate for a somewhat complex investigation into his finances. If the stars align we could be looking at a perp walk on corruption/financial crimes at just about the time the 2024 cycle is heating up.
Hence the local GOP wanting him out ASAP.
Kander-Thomas9516 t1_j44d2gg wrote
He made a statement saying he'd resign, I would think they'd have enough sense to get it in writing.
Tyzed t1_j44ellw wrote
will he still resign if 142,001 people ask him to? like does he require that exactly 142,000 people ask him to resign
dmancrn t1_j44eobq wrote
What a psycho
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AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren t1_j44hgj2 wrote
How about if you have 142,000 aliases?
It's about as honest as this POS has been.
AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren t1_j44hmb7 wrote
Each time he won he was faster than the last time he won.
AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren t1_j44hrqx wrote
If that were a thing we wouldn't be talking about this.
dmode123 t1_j44ii0z wrote
I hope he doesn't resign. Then this can be the poster boy for Republicans and help Dem win back the Congressional seats lost.
CJIA t1_j44il62 wrote
they need jon lovitz to play him on SNL
ihlaking t1_j44j3mr wrote
Concurrently!
Kander-Thomas9516 t1_j44jbwc wrote
You know this started out as a laugh, a joking way to deal with a situation. Next thing I know George Santos has his legal team challenging me on the law. ๐คช
PristineNoodles t1_j44jti4 wrote
cassieee t1_j44k2hq wrote
As his constituent Iโve decided that every day I will be messaging him through his website requesting his resignation.
Arudeawakenin t1_j44k8ak wrote
That's an easy number if someone starts a petition
ForeignWin9265 t1_j44kwxy wrote
Did you know the Statue of Liberty was a gift from George Santos to the United States of America?; he also build the hoover dam by himself.
cre444pr t1_j44m9az wrote
Wait a minute...is this just another lie?
Da_Arkitekt t1_j44matx wrote
I mean... He says a lot of things.
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bat_in_the_stacks t1_j44nnfg wrote
You're joking about him being a super hero, but all I can think of when I look at him is his Clark Kent glasses. I feel like it's intentional and another level of the prank he's playing.
BootlegStreetlight t1_j44nt2y wrote
"No no no. What I said is that I would resign-ish."
readit88 t1_j44o4li wrote
Donโt joke about this, his parents died in the Boston Marathon bombing.
selflessGene t1_j44okcp wrote
Shame is irrelevant. You need laws that are actually enforced.
supercopyeditor t1_j44p26g wrote
Yeah, thatโs the ticket.
TwoCats_OneMan t1_j44pai9 wrote
He's speaking figuratively about the next election in two years.
joyousRock t1_j44phg1 wrote
We live in a society that rewards shamelessness
bernardobrito t1_j44pwih wrote
What's with the sweaters?
Zay93 t1_j44qbpf wrote
lol
Army_of_blood t1_j44rfat wrote
I love how some GOP people are giving Santos a pass by saying โeveryone here embellishes their record to get to congress.โ That makes it okay? Lol. And itโs not like Biden or AOC who bent the truth, this guy lied about literally every material fact of his life, from heritage to religion to education to work history to etc.
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kimbolll t1_j44s368 wrote
It has to be exactly 142,000 and three fifths people.
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Kristieb714 t1_j44tjts wrote
โBreach of promise is a thingโ -George Santos
time_is_now t1_j44uo92 wrote
Here is the Change.org petition with the most signatures at this time.
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Blue387 t1_j44vpqj wrote
Running backwards!
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ihlaking t1_j44wcx4 wrote
I donโt see why not, itโs a perfectly cromulent word.
mr_birkenblatt t1_j44wjwc wrote
we need Charlie Javice
Own_Decision_4063 t1_j44wljv wrote
Put me on the list!
seemslikesalvation t1_j44wnf4 wrote
Congratulations on your coma recovery!
Flivver_King t1_j44y03k wrote
legally changes name to โThe Same 142,000 People that voted for George Santosโ
ItsGeorgeCantstandya t1_j44y9i9 wrote
Fucksantos Smith? Is Fucksantos Smith here?
Here
Fucksantos Johnson? Fucksantos Johnson?
Here
Fucksantos Rodriguez?
Hola
Polyporphyrin t1_j44z2ze wrote
Some people make no effort to embiggen their vocabulary
anyghtmare t1_j44zaoi wrote
So they are admitting they are all liars and fakes? LOL
ImJackieNoff t1_j44zj9t wrote
142,000-ish
iamiamwhoami t1_j4507ny wrote
He hasn't broken any US laws. At least not to public knowledge.
tiptoemicrobe t1_j451mmn wrote
Well, they would have if he didn't pick them both up and carry them on his back on the way to the finish.
tiptoemicrobe t1_j4522fa wrote
I'm kind of surprised that this doesn't count as fraud or something similar. Americans spent their limited resources (votes, time, campaign donations) on a service that was explicitly advertised with lies.
It's like trying to buy a car that was advertised as a brand new jeep, and instead you get the tailpipe of a jeep that exploded in WW2.
Army_of_blood t1_j4522p6 wrote
Of course they are lol.
fuhgdat1019 t1_j4533st wrote
I had no idea the Johnny Depp trial was still going on
2heads1shaft t1_j45399u wrote
Even his hair is a fraud. Anyone else notice itโs literally the Donald Trump combover?
ab216 t1_j453xgi wrote
Why do people believe this after the Trump presidency???
AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren t1_j454nfq wrote
If that was a joke, you have no sense of humor.
JanMath t1_j456ebp wrote
George Santos ran to the moon and back!
carpy22 t1_j456lfa wrote
It was an open seat because Suozzi wanted to primary Hochul and one of the fundamentals of election law is that you can only run for one seat at a time. He ended up finishing behind Jumaane Williams. Couldn't even get 100K votes even with his name recognition in Nassau.
SkygodAlien t1_j457g57 wrote
Thatโs not really what he said but ok. Sign a petition. Wonโt make a difference.
realKuinor t1_j457uc1 wrote
Promise?
calmdahn t1_j459rv5 wrote
OMFG ITโS PERFECT
AllCommiesRFascists t1_j45abuh wrote
I hope he becomes an utter troll in the House. Apparently McCarthy can be removed from Speaker by 1 republican vote. Do the funni Santos
NiemandDaar t1_j45bbq8 wrote
Heโs just waiting for an offer from Fox to host a showโฆ
burnshimself t1_j45cxl5 wrote
Learned it from Trump. Brazenly lie and be completely unremorseful and you get away with it.
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argusromblei t1_j45e8zd wrote
I hear he got par 18 on an 18 hole course, a perfect hole in one on every hole.
korben2600 t1_j45fbl8 wrote
This moveon.org petition is at 51,000.
L1hc2 t1_j45q9fh wrote
75,000!!!!
antonivs t1_j45u0dn wrote
We need a lemon law for politicians.
Lawsuitup t1_j45uw7e wrote
Itโs funny how McCarthy and Crew say that the people decided and it should be up to them and it doesnโt matter whatโs in the press. What happened when members of the GOP decided they didnโt care what the will of the people was when they tried to carry out a coup dโetas and reject the lawfully elected President of the United States?
Yodan t1_j45v6yk wrote
This motherfucker says a lot of shit
rootokay t1_j45vyq1 wrote
He probably made an agreement to vote with the house in return for any investigation into him to be obstructed or delayed indefinitely.
IIAOPSW t1_j45w2ap wrote
Sonofabitch even lied about resigning if 142k people told him to.
andrewkentmd t1_j45w3vl wrote
He is Kenyan- ish
Kander-Thomas9516 t1_j45x5j1 wrote
Why are you making this about me, when George Santos is the joke? Far too many skulking around looking to criticize others, only because they have no original thoughts of their own.
Atroxa t1_j45xfsp wrote
I want to know what's with the ugly blue blazer he wears over the sweaters.
retiredfromfire t1_j45yg8e wrote
Lets remember, hes a liar
kkalmightyagain t1_j45zaqh wrote
Spoiler: he's lying.
AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren t1_j45zm0n wrote
I responded to your claim that breach of promise is something that you could sue a congressman over.
That's not an "original thought" to say uniformed and ignorant things. It's only funny if it's actually funny.
El_Gato t1_j45zssh wrote
Yep, he's gotta cause as much chaos as possible to get that sweet sweet Nexfix $$ for his biopic. I wonder if they can get Jonah Hill to play him ?
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RChickenMan t1_j460gmn wrote
This is still achievable, given that voting is a secret ballot. There's no way of telling if the 142,000 people telling him to resign did indeed vote for him--in practice it would just have to be 142,000 registered voters from his district, which is achievable (if, for example, the Nassau County GOP called his bluff and organized an "official" "election"/pull).
But that's beside the point--even if that happened, he still wouldn't resign.
aaronwe t1_j461pam wrote
What if I just ask him 142 000 times
Steev182 t1_j463cln wrote
Nooo. It needs to be the fella that plays Gizmo in What We Do In The Shadows.
youcantfindoutwhoiam t1_j4647f5 wrote
It wouldn't surprise me if they were fake too.
Robert__O t1_j465p6j wrote
Someone start the change.org petition and go fund me for the Russian bot nets to do the work for us. F##k this guyโฆ
falingodingo t1_j467jdz wrote
Without shoes on.
jeffsayno t1_j467t4r wrote
he won by 21,000 votes, so how about 22,000?
GettingPhysicl t1_j468j26 wrote
We did win the house every time he was president or on the ballot lol
BF1shY t1_j468u17 wrote
REMEMBER TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE!
Dude just wants attention, classic pathological liar.
BlueLeader87 t1_j468vcg wrote
Oye, pero que hijueputa criminal. Este si tiene unos cojones, pero BIEN apretรกo. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
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El_Gato t1_j469kyq wrote
ha! even better !
smackson t1_j46amgg wrote
FuckSantosdeSantos?
E aรญ
bridge_girl t1_j46b0yj wrote
Please show some respect. This is the George Santos. The man who lost 8,000 employees to Alaric during the Sack of Rome, discovered the laws of electromagnetism, and saved mankind from the Mayan apocalypse of 2012. You should be thanking him.
auntlynnie t1_j46c9ka wrote
McCarthy is a joke. "I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve," McCarthy said this week.
The voters didn't elect HIM. They elected a character he invented.
tranoidnoki t1_j46cjuh wrote
Wow way to minimize the tragedy they died at the Bowling Green Massacre
ICantThinkOfANameBud t1_j46cyjv wrote
Before he single-handedly caught the two brothers who did it. He then went to Colorado and captured the Batman shooter.
NoStripeZebra3 t1_j46e77m wrote
We got a lawyer in the thread
poopmast t1_j46eurh wrote
lmao watch 142,001 people sign the petition and he'll be oh it was not 142,000 people.
Show-Me-Your-Moves t1_j46hii8 wrote
Trump won because of fortuitously-located rural voters scattered across the Midwest.
In NY, Republicans are trying to hold a bunch of House seats in like, D+3 suburban districts. Trump is not the best comparison.
halberthawkins t1_j46j8yh wrote
Just ask his wife...uh M-Morgan Fairchild!
Yetimang t1_j46l1dz wrote
Oh man that's a good choice. Would love to see how Harvey Guillen does in a role with a little more edge like that.
hellothere42069 t1_j46m6ts wrote
I heard what he said. He said 142 people; the elevator didnโt cut him off, he was done talking.
hellothere42069 t1_j46mbyl wrote
Did you hear the actual clip? He says 142 people so before even clarifying your thing he had to clarify 142,000 not 142.
nybx4life t1_j46oopi wrote
Unlikely, but the petition may as well be signed.
PristineNoodles t1_j46p878 wrote
Well we need new laws then donโt we.
PristineNoodles t1_j46puft wrote
His mom and the BB exchanging letters would be wild.
gearheadsub92 t1_j46ryz6 wrote
This sums up my feelings regarding his appearance pretty well.
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iamiamwhoami t1_j46zkbd wrote
Sure that would be great, but I'm not sure how something like that could be enforced without it also applying to much smaller offenses. For example if a candidate said they had a 4 year degree but really only had a 2 year degree + 1.5 years of credits towards the 4 year degree. Would the same penalties apply to them? Seems like they would b/c they said something that's not true. From a legal perspective how would you distinguish between them and someone like Santos? Then there's also the inevitable 1st amendment case this law would lead to.
TonyClifton255 t1_j476p4a wrote
Fat Clark Kent.
bernardobrito t1_j47ansd wrote
You're required to wear a blazer on the congressional floor.
I think this is one of those blazers like they loan you at the country club when you walk in the dining room ๐๐
grandlewis t1_j47giet wrote
Jokes on him. 122,000 people that voted for his opponent already donโt want him.
curtis890 t1_j47haxn wrote
I would say Jon Lovitz from 1993, but oddly enough I think 2023 Jon Lovitz could also pull it off.
Atroxa t1_j4825dy wrote
I mean, that's what it looks like to me as well.
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flimspringfield t1_j48hrft wrote
Isn't that the amount of people that are supposed to go to heaven with the rapture?
Traditional_Way1052 t1_j48rtqb wrote
I hear you, but also. Just don't fucking lie about your degree.
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the_lamou t1_j4952hk wrote
I've always thought he looked like Darkest Timeline Mateo, from Superstore.
C0NEYISLANDWHITEFISH t1_j4eglya wrote
Was that before or after he won the Winter X-Games that year?
LastValyrian t1_j4eqann wrote
Heโs a republican
compellor t1_j43q0db wrote
Did you know that George Santos won the Boston marathon 4 times?