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compellor t1_j43q0db wrote

Did you know that George Santos won the Boston marathon 4 times?

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falingodingo t1_j43tzks wrote

In the same year.

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Littlepip2277 t1_j440hsc wrote

On the same day!

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ihlaking t1_j44j3mr wrote

Concurrently!

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readit88 t1_j44o4li wrote

Don’t joke about this, his parents died in the Boston Marathon bombing.

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tiptoemicrobe t1_j451mmn wrote

Well, they would have if he didn't pick them both up and carry them on his back on the way to the finish.

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ICantThinkOfANameBud t1_j46cyjv wrote

Before he single-handedly caught the two brothers who did it. He then went to Colorado and captured the Batman shooter.

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tranoidnoki t1_j46cjuh wrote

Wow way to minimize the tragedy they died at the Bowling Green Massacre

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argusromblei t1_j45e8zd wrote

I hear he got par 18 on an 18 hole course, a perfect hole in one on every hole.

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bridge_girl t1_j46b0yj wrote

Please show some respect. This is the George Santos. The man who lost 8,000 employees to Alaric during the Sack of Rome, discovered the laws of electromagnetism, and saved mankind from the Mayan apocalypse of 2012. You should be thanking him.

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JanMath t1_j456ebp wrote

George Santos ran to the moon and back!

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