Submitted by Very_Bad_Janet t3_zsonwn in nyc
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Weaponized_Puddle t1_j19ion2 wrote
There’s wild animals in the woods 😱
bkornblith t1_j19sw0b wrote
Can we teach them to eat the rich
Flivver_King t1_j1a480n wrote
Rent-controlled dens.
bsanchey t1_j1a5n26 wrote
They like the taste of NYC rats?
bsanchey t1_j1a5tjl wrote
Scratch that they love the halal food.
sanspoint_ t1_j1acsmy wrote
Cheaper shipping on ACME products
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MPRESQ t1_j1alhlm wrote
I’d almost sign on for the unintended consequences if the coyotes were big ratters.
[deleted] t1_j1auetc wrote
well they have to be there to meet the illegals amirite? : )
Vilnius_Nastavnik t1_j1aw2mp wrote
Unintended consequence = coyote / rat alliance seizes control of the upper east side
Vilnius_Nastavnik t1_j1awm6u wrote
"Pups usually leave their parents’ home when they’re about six months old, but NYC coyotes sometimes choose to wait longer, up to more than one year."
Mother of god they've got their own Gen Z.
MPRESQ t1_j1b2831 wrote
I’m 50/50 on it. Not quite an enthusiastic “Yes!”, but not a “Hell No” either.
yukpurtsun t1_j1b5ppq wrote
id be down with a coyote population if it curbed the rats
bruhchow t1_j1c5gcf wrote
Honestly they could stimulate our economy. A coyote family moved in to the house next door, they invested in the local roadrunner exterminators business
tyvelo t1_j1cb8xq wrote
*millenial
Flivver_King t1_j1ckbk3 wrote
ACME Prime 2 day shipping.
Vilnius_Nastavnik t1_j1d37at wrote
You skate bro?
Remarkable_Landscape t1_j1df312 wrote
Look, rent is really expensive in New York, they're doing their best.
tyvelo t1_j1eic5c wrote
Nah.. you want to teach me?
[deleted] t1_j18zta2 wrote
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