maverick4002 t1_iuejgmx wrote
Lol I went out last night and I must say, NYers are creative as fuck. I've seen so many amazing get-ups....and way too many Spidermen
Maria-Stryker t1_iuf3r36 wrote
He’s an unofficial mascot of the city
thisjawnisbeta t1_iufrik0 wrote
That's because it's basically the only city where he's an effective crime fighter. You can't have Spiderman in low-density suburbs with single family homes. Nothing to swing on.
FeistyButthole t1_iufurm6 wrote
Rural Spider-Man has prevented many farm accidents with his sticky web. He just misses 98% of the incidents due to commute times and sells few comics, but If you’re within 100 feet of a silo you’re good.
Luke90210 t1_iugdgo8 wrote
Ironic as Peter Parker is from Forest Hills and not the part near tall buildings nor elevated trains.
spiderLAN t1_iugnl4q wrote
Granted, I'm bias, but if Spider-Man came sprinting at you right out of a cornfield, you would shit your rural pants.
dozosucks t1_iugqcx2 wrote
swinging ain’t a problem tbh, he can probably easily outrun cars
TheAffiliateOrder t1_iuh3xwc wrote
He slingshots, using his webs.
He's done it before in comics and he did it during civil war when they fought in the airfield.
He shoots webs on either side and stretches them and I'd imagine he'd just do that over and over really fast and gain intertia.
RepresentativeAge444 t1_iuhyi7u wrote
This is funny but he can lift like 10 tons is incredibly fast and agile a genius and his webbing has the tensile strength of steel. He’s fine fighting crime anywhere.
cubanohermano t1_iuf67ty wrote
The unofficial official mascot of NYC
spiderLAN t1_iufj0bp wrote
The unofficial official friendly neighborhood mascot of Queens and the surrounding boroughs.
SuperCx t1_iugk2ux wrote
Our mascot is the pizza rat tf you mean
MayflowerKennelClub t1_iuiau8p wrote
i was gonna SAY.
MetsFan113 t1_iuhmlhz wrote
Had to be a Dominican... Smfh
benzado t1_iuh10ny wrote
One year a friend of mine did Halloween as J. Jonah Jameson. Spent all night demanding pictures of Spider-Man. It was epic.
TheAffiliateOrder t1_iuh41oc wrote
This would crack me up.
I just imagine everyone shitfaced at a bar and this guy coming up and being like "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BOBA TEA EXPERIENCE, I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!"
eekamuse t1_iuhrt6u wrote
Brilliant
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