sysyphusishappy t1_itvmybf wrote
I just need a time machine and $300,000.
Ghost_of_Hicks t1_ity4sjn wrote
You know what? For 150k (give or take) you can buy in the Bronx in places that are livable.
Pros:
multiple train lines
cheap, fresh produce and meat
45 minutes to mid-town
No hipsters
Cons:
Noisy abuelitas playing bingo... They get ornery (fly) like a G6...
Amateur stunt cyclists (they never meat crayon, disappointingly)
That one murder of crows that knows my face.
The weird neighbor with the startling sneeze.
dropdeadbarbie t1_ityb6bb wrote
don't spoil the secret
Due_Masterpiece_3601 t1_iuaanl8 wrote
Nah I'm good. That borough is cursed, that's why it's cheap.
Ghost_of_Hicks t1_iubuiop wrote
Good, cursed and cheap... you just handed me a yo' mama joke on your own mama.
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