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SexPanther_Bot t1_j88a4jp wrote

Reply to comment by bklyngaucho in wtf is that horrible smell @ metropolitan/lorimer stop by alexandraf_1992

Time to musk up.

  What cologne you gonna go with?

  London Gentlemen...? Or wait. No, no, no. Hold on.

  Blackbeard's Delight??

No, she gets a special cologne.

It's called Sex Panther® by Odeon©.

It's illegal in 9 countries.

It's also made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good...

  It's quite pungent; a formidable scent.

  Stings the nostrils; in a good way.

  

  Brian...

  I'm gonna be completely honest with you,

  that smells like pure gasoline...

They've done studies, you know...

60% of the time, it works every time.

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