Submitted by alxzsites t3_10j2egv in nottheonion
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sfenders t1_j5i36vr wrote
> people would do well to remember that every plant, every inch of soil, has its own straw sucking up what it needs before any water reaches the streams or rivers — and human populations.
I mean you can judge for yourself whether or not it makes any sense, but it sure does have the "not the onion" feel to it.
giant2179 t1_j5icajd wrote
If only transpiration was a critical part of the water cycle
RanCestor t1_j5j1qtf wrote
The headline makes me think they intend to announce a "War on Trees" next
fire_crotch_mafia t1_j5jz8eq wrote
Fuck yeah! War on trees!
I’m coming for you Spruce Willis!!
Right-Fisherman-1234 t1_j5k3e7v wrote
Spruce willow.
sfenders t1_j5i2g4d wrote
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the forest.
rhaegar_tldragon t1_j5i826f wrote
I have done the next best thing.
Acceptable_Wall4085 t1_j5iazrs wrote
Getting rid of all those wind causing leaves will make for nicer weather too.
MansfromDaVinci t1_j5j17qq wrote
do they think the snow caught by branches just sublimes into the air or something?
antiquemule t1_j5j5col wrote
I noticed that it is "lost" too. Seems "unlikely".
I imagine it eventually melts and does the same thing as rain does: drips onto the ground. Right?
MansfromDaVinci t1_j5j7676 wrote
a tiny percentage might sublime into the air if the air is dry but yeah, almost all of it will just melt into the water supply. And the bit that sublimes falls as rain too eventually, same way almost all the water taken by trees transpires into the air to form clouds and fall as rain, often locally. These people are at it.
antiquemule t1_j5j7bob wrote
So what's this "expert"'s agenda, in your opinion?
MansfromDaVinci t1_j5ja578 wrote
I don't know nearly enough to say: overstating the case for deforestation or thining and the emotional 'enemy' language might just be because it's a very unpopular move and they feel they need to combat that, but generally if someone lies it's for no-one's benefit but their own.
MrArgento t1_j5j9fuc wrote
Corporate propaganda is becoming cruder and cruder...
bigbangbilly t1_j5k2jpd wrote
Eventually we'll hit oil
bigby2010 t1_j5ibag3 wrote
Expert in dipshittery?
[deleted] t1_j5j6c9c wrote
Well I guess it’s time to reanimate Paul Bunyan’s corpse and declare war on those water guzzlin, leaf havin, good fer nuthin trees!
kutkun t1_j5iytw9 wrote
“Water production”
Msfracture t1_j5j3xbb wrote
" Expert" .. that word is now no longer valid.
JapanKaren t1_j5jtag4 wrote
Mother nature burns off dead forest in the dry season. Sounds to me like someone is politicizing a logging campaign for their cousin's logging company.
DrTonyTiger t1_j5lehq5 wrote
The coalition is composed of people who want to zip around Lake Powell (a reservoir) in their boats, and the snow is not melting down there fast enough for them.
Rosy2020Derek t1_j5lvlwm wrote
???? Trees give us oxygen, beauty, shade, wood, paper, spices, fruit, honey, syrup…
schoolknurse t1_j5i1uyp wrote
The article makes sense. The headline is sensationalistic.