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ymgve t1_j5hrmb5 wrote

"We didn't get any matches so it seems like Santa is a man with no criminal record. And it seems like Santa uses humans instead of reindeer for his sled."

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Thalaas t1_j5i0vtz wrote

No criminal record? Santa Claus, AkA Kris Kringle, AKA Father Christmas, AKA Saint Nick, AKA Pere Noel has over 200 BILLION accounts of break and entering with millions more charges for minor thefts (Usually baked good in the homes he invades). He's so dangerous that NORAD dedicates significant time to track his every movement.

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Ymirsson t1_j5jsldm wrote

He's so dangerous, he gave Lobo a hard fight.

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