Submitted by ampbap t3_10p26iu in nottheonion
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gstan003 t1_j6i9l9r wrote
End game.... Whoever signed off on this sponsor is a complete POS.
SelectiveSanity t1_j6iohs2 wrote
Well, I mean it is FIFA.
seen_enough_hentai t1_j6ixue1 wrote
I though it was going to be the John Oliver piece(s) but this is nice and oniony too!
JoeParez t1_j6id300 wrote
I have a feeling the ladies are going to have more balls to boycott/speak out against this than the men did with Qatar's controversies. Anyone else get that feeling?
Suspicious_Bug6422 t1_j6j8zpk wrote
Ehh maybe, a sponsorship is a smaller issue than everything that came with Qatar hosting and the women are more reliant on WC income more than the men.
JoeParez t1_j6jmmt3 wrote
And that's the "other hand" in my initial thought. A lot of these women need the income from the WC. It would be interesting to see who makes any sort of protests. The women who rely on the income, or the stars.
WinnipegMom t1_j6ilqx7 wrote
I think this will turn into a fuck around and find out for the Saudis, and I don't think they will be happy. Especially the women's soccer players will turn this into a nightmare for them.
VinylmationDude t1_j6lgpoo wrote
TBF it’s in Australia & New Zealand, so there’s no chance of getting poisoned and dying over saying something.
Mrmakanakai t1_j6i6fhr wrote
Lol. And FIFA would absolutely pull some shit like this if it lined their pockets.
Unsimulated t1_j6ie73l wrote
And next, the Pakistani bikini competition.
And the Russian world IQ championships.
Khemith t1_j6knkx5 wrote
Or Americans celebrating "democracy"
defusted t1_j6idcv6 wrote
Are they going to make all the players cover their heads then take credit for whoever wins?
SelectiveSanity t1_j6inznh wrote
"Yes and after the match stay for the immediate mass stoning of the harlots who went out in public with out so much as head scarf and played sports!"
-Saudi Arabia, probably.
cthulu0 t1_j6kn9lj wrote
Also visit the Saudi embassy in Turkey to sponsor investigative journalism!
sst287 t1_j6j6dhi wrote
I thought they move FIFA to winter because no way athletes an play in Middle East is the summer.
CinnamonBlue t1_j6ie6ye wrote
Next step is buying the men’s World Cup. It’s in the bag. FIFA’s not going to turn that down.
Cetun t1_j6inkr7 wrote
Why are the Saudis trying to get people to move there? What demographic would want to move to Saudi Arabia? I mean if I were a millionaire who can move anywhere in the world something like a Greek island might be nice, but Saudi Arabia? What could they possibly offer me that any European country wouldn't also have?
thedarlingbuttsofmay t1_j6ix4gs wrote
Low, low tax and lots of oil money to throw at recruiting people from abroad who are happy to live on a compound for a few years in exchange for way more money than they'd get in Europe or the USA. I know of a few people who went there after doing MBAs.
Cetun t1_j6izngb wrote
Sounds wonderful /s
jimmiec907 t1_j6isebn wrote
Been looking for a country I can move to where having fun is punishable by public execution, beer is illegal and the women are all covered in bed sheets from head to toe. Oh and lots and lots of sand and extreme heat.
OndeOlav t1_j6iu389 wrote
But you will be allowed to keep some slaves on the side to sweeten the deal.
jimmiec907 t1_j6iudmd wrote
oh right. At least I can sit on my ass and eat dates all day.
Darzok t1_j6jy71m wrote
Slaves sorry i mean unpaid workers.
Khemith t1_j6knmoz wrote
Lizard people who only care about money?
millennium-wisdom t1_j6j8z8n wrote
They need to host the next World Cup
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Rheum42 t1_j6kyjqw wrote
I'm tired
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Inaksa t1_j6jasp4 wrote
The tournament takes place in Australia and New Zealand
DJKoolJerk t1_j6hztid wrote
Well that's it for this sub. We've reached the height of irony, pack it in.