Submitted by AgentOfASignal t3_10gyp93 in nottheonion
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JanesPlainShameTrain t1_j55ejab wrote
Yeah, but Laura Dern wouldn't get the attention of the horny patriotic brits.
And that's where the money is.
custard_doughnuts t1_j55epm1 wrote
Presumably all from Daily Express readers
She also looks nothing like Diana
SwadianZunist t1_j55fd6t wrote
Don’t tell David Lynch fans. They’ll become her new target audience.
Neat_Petite t1_j55fnfi wrote
So why have they used a picture of someone who, with the exception of the hair, looks fuck all like Princess Diana?
Edit: and not even the hair come to think of it.
DCErik t1_j55fskl wrote
If you make 8x more per month from your OF than you do cleaning, are you still a cleaner?
Gemmabeta t1_j55g5m9 wrote
Clever girl.
ReginaldSP t1_j55h0jr wrote
really looks nothing like Lady Di
AgentOfASignal OP t1_j55ifoh wrote
An OnlyFans star with a side gig as a cleaner.
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Deyln t1_j55j0ed wrote
Cleaner no more most likely.
WaitingForNormal t1_j55jddo wrote
Obviously the people jerking off to this don’t really know what diana looked like, nor do they seem to care.
ExternalUserError t1_j55lcbu wrote
She's cleaning up, so yes. 🥁
bubba7557 t1_j55n4uv wrote
15k of that is from William and Harry
bubba7557 t1_j55n9ik wrote
Literally my favorite line from JP. I dunno why it tickles my funny bone so much, maybe the delivery of the line right as he gets eaten
jxj24 t1_j55ngy2 wrote
Financial fame is fleeting.
Careless-Pickle8688 t1_j55nut6 wrote
Bros would basically be beating it to the old man that molested Chris Griffin
Cyanopicacooki t1_j55q3dy wrote
The cleaning gig will probably last a lot more than 8x longer than the onlyfans gig.
knighthawk0811 t1_j55s0c3 wrote
if you imagine what she might look like today
jackNexRed t1_j55t1r3 wrote
Reminds me of Camilla 🤷♂️
Comfortable-Hawk-340 t1_j55vcoh wrote
Here. This is my favorite meme of the line.
WhyDidIClickOnThat t1_j55y1is wrote
Maybe Princess Diana's 2nd cousin. By marriage.
ur_friendly_friend t1_j55zzf9 wrote
Maybe if Princess Diana was a crackhead she'd look like her.. people are delusional.
wallander1983 t1_j560dda wrote
Yeah, but Laura Dern is also hot.
escape_of_da_keets t1_j560e0r wrote
Lady Diana from Wish
SnowProkt22 t1_j562082 wrote
Why bother keeping the cleaning job?
Fracture_98 t1_j562c9r wrote
Ok. Well clearly people have forgotten what Dianna looks like. Still, more power to her. Hope she rakes in the cash and knows how to invest wisely.
qqqrrrs_ t1_j56319r wrote
But she doesn't look like Diana. I mean she doesn't look dead
kielu t1_j5644ha wrote
Not even remotely
ChanThe4th t1_j56bm5u wrote
I expect nothing but pure rage regarding the similarities from a user named Reginald 😂
vlsdo t1_j56dder wrote
I know, right?
EmptyKnowledge9314 t1_j56mbv3 wrote
“””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””looks””””””””””””””””””””””” like Princess Diana
Jebus_UK t1_j56noqj wrote
"Cleeaannnnning woooooman"
Off-With-Her-Head t1_j56np51 wrote
How to separate Harry from his freshly acquired millions.
DCErik t1_j56nyzz wrote
"Frau Blucher!"
/horses go nuts
Jebus_UK t1_j56o5ep wrote
Laura Dern might get the attention if she started an Only Fans doing a Princess Di lookalike page
RunnyPlease t1_j56ons2 wrote
In other news Prosopagnosia, also known as face blindness, is sweeping though the UK. No one can tell anyone apart anymore. Who are you? Are you my wife? Henry Cavil? Is that a mirror? Who is that cleaning my waste bin? Princess Dianna? Hear more details on the 7 o’clock news.
JeffBroccoli t1_j56ori9 wrote
I swear to god, if this old boiler can make 16k a month on OnlyFans, there are more simps out there than I first thought. If I was even a HALF decent looking woman I’d be all over that kind of money
staykinky t1_j56qx90 wrote
As someone who makes a decent living on onlyfans I can say that most people can't make a decent living on onlyfans. It's an incredible amount of work and dedication and unless you're an old w**** like me you're going to burn out fast.
AgentOfASignal OP t1_j56r54b wrote
Ah, but do YOU look like Princess Diana?
No? Well that shouldn't stop you. It's certainly not stopped this lady...
ReginaldSP t1_j56t1co wrote
I could see that, actually. Certainly more than Diana.
GetlostMaps t1_j56t48r wrote
Hope she's saving for the inevitable crash.
GetlostMaps t1_j56tdsg wrote
She does look skeletal, so I can see the resemblance.
ReginaldSP t1_j56uitc wrote
Well, I've got bad news...Reginald is not my real name.
ChanThe4th t1_j56v40s wrote
It's Reginaldo
ReginaldSP t1_j56w4pz wrote
Caught me
CubanHermes t1_j56w6x2 wrote
I'll just leave this here... https://www.reddit.com/user/LAURENSPENCERUK/
rofopp t1_j56wews wrote
Maybe Diana’s nana
812warfavenue t1_j56wt5w wrote
You're a true hero.
But can you lombo?
CubanHermes t1_j56xixa wrote
>lombo
I have no idea what that means.
staykinky t1_j56xupi wrote
>do YOU look like Princess Diana
Seeing that it's 2023, I should hope not
TheDeadlySquid t1_j56ycla wrote
I don’t see the resemblance. Is it supposed to be Diana now or when she died?
GlobalTravelR t1_j56yosw wrote
Best customers are some chaps named William and Harry.
812warfavenue t1_j570tgx wrote
I meant to say 'limbo'
Jjex22 t1_j571086 wrote
Just in case she gets tired of falling back on to things
CubanHermes t1_j571rxk wrote
I know what limbo means, no idea what you mean by it though.
spartaman64 t1_j572sqw wrote
she apparently keeps her job as a cleaner despite this so at least she knows how to hustle
spartaman64 t1_j573288 wrote
i mean online content creation can be fickle theres lots of content creators that fall into obscurity so its smart to keep the job
ItDoesntMatter59 t1_j57atxx wrote
No
GlassWasteland t1_j57ctey wrote
Depends on who you are cleaning and with what orifice.
Free_hugs_for_3fiddy t1_j57cuy9 wrote
Goddamn, why does OF rake in so much cash?
Have they ever posted any stats on like how much the average person spends monthly on it? God that number has to be sad.
Khemith t1_j57kdez wrote
Simps seems like the only market that is recession proof.
Phillyredsox t1_j57ohk4 wrote
I love it. It hurts, but in a good way.
ActionFlank t1_j57qm88 wrote
Right. Who pays for porn?
812warfavenue t1_j57sq44 wrote
A reference that shows my age maybe.
There is a Jamaican Hermes on an old show, Futurama, who is a limbo champion. I thought your name was a reference.
I'll show myself out.
Crumbdizzle t1_j57ze2b wrote
That's a rough 47.
taptapper t1_j58u1gr wrote
That woman looks nothing like Di
CubanHermes t1_j591iqn wrote
Ah, I get you now but I'll out-old you. It's from GTA: Vice City. Gang version of the bog standard Hermes found mainly around the middle of the second main island.
jaxsd75 t1_j599nym wrote
Still a cleaner? God bless her work ethic.
Aldous_Hoaxley t1_j59nyhj wrote
The only resemblance is the hair.
Aldous_Hoaxley t1_j59o0vo wrote
The resemblance with Di ends at the hair.
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susgamer123 t1_j5fc8uz wrote
She looks more like camilla
custard_doughnuts t1_j5fdcz5 wrote
Definitely Charlie boy paying then 😉
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AttentionSpanZero t1_j55dn36 wrote
Looks more like Laura Dern.