Submitted by domo415 t3_10pzsns in nottheonion
IvanStarokapustin t1_j6n2qqq wrote
Conservatives now concerned that coffee will make you gay and less racist.
Musetrigger t1_j6nkzya wrote
Breitbart News: "Coffee makes you a Hitler hating liberal!"
Inked-Sailor t1_j6oe23u wrote
I mean, I don't need coffee to hate hitler.
Deyln t1_j6n4i4v wrote
You'd be surprised at how many mundane things that make you gay. Like clipping your own hair nostrils.
domo415 OP t1_j6n658f wrote
I have to say no homo before wiping my ass.
[deleted] t1_j6norw5 wrote
It’s not gay if you don’t like it.
tronaldmcdump t1_j6n4qmy wrote
Your hairs have their own noses?
Senior-Sharpie t1_j6oeep3 wrote
And if you don’t clip your own, who the hell is going to do it for you?
spoke2 t1_j6nsia9 wrote
Or extending your palm away from you when inspecting your fingernails!
aesemon t1_j6p7cn3 wrote
Knew I'm getting past it when the barber spends as much time cutting the hair from my ears, nose, and eyebrows as he does the hair on top of my head.
nsnyder t1_j6ndiz3 wrote
Shout out to my local coffee shop!
https://twitter.com/cameronesposito/status/1008374354978246656
menlindorn t1_j6n3f5o wrote
there might be a correlation...
Zeduca t1_j6om9z4 wrote
Coffee this morning certainly woke me up.
echaa t1_j6pe9ao wrote
Well water turns frogs gay and coffee is made with water.
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