Enter the era of the Digital Dependa

Something tells me that if I look up all those words I don't understand there, I'll be sad.

The military is getting desperate.

Thank god I am immune to it. Being gay has perks it seems

why is simp written like an acronym here

What's an e-girl?

A female Internet personality who uses their looks to try and get you to buy things.

Somehow I don’t think the kind of people that look at egirls are the ideal military candidates.

Are they a real person though?

Yes

So long as he can hold a gun

Is it different than a thirst trap? I don't know what that is but it sounds dangerous.

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No, the military is trying to get people into the military. Recruitment is at a record low and the US Armed Forces are great at psyopping young, stupid boys.

One of my friend's kids got tricked into the military by a recruiter. They were able to get him to sign undated enlistment papers when he was still seventeen and then held the papers until his 18th birthday.

god damn. That is wildly unethical

Egirl is more of a character/personality thing

Recruiters are the worst. My cousin's wife thought she was being recruited into the Navy, arrived at boot...only to find she was a Marine. (She's a particularly dim one, so that may not have been entirely the recruiter's fault.)

Turns out, they're surprisingly easy to scare off, though. When you've already said "no" a million times, and they eventually ask, "Why? Are you scared you might have to kill someone?"...just answer, "Nah, that doesn't bother me so much. It's just that I'm pretty sure if I ever am in a situation where I have to kill someone, I'd rather do it without government sanction." As long as you can sell it like you mean it, they will. Not. Fuck with you after that. Ime.

I don't think it's the military trying to recruit people. It has to be the CIA. This is just a test on young white males, to see what they can get them to do.

They should just let the transexuals go and save us