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txdm t1_j4r6wel wrote

This is too soon... we haven't even perfected a Foghorn Leghorn Text-to-Speech algorithm for the AI to use in court.

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SelectiveSanity t1_j4ricfl wrote

Replying to txdm (#1,387,778)

Now I say; REPEAT PREVIOUS; REPEAT PREVIOUS, the accusations of my client have been based on; FALSE INFORMATION.

FACT: my client has had previous encounters with Law Enforcement.

NON SEQUITOR; He is prone to verbal outburst which leads to the police being called on him for disruption of the peace and disorderly conduct. OBSERVATION; My client has a large oral cavity and his aggressive vocal indications are a false non indication of his passive demeanor when provoking someone.

RETURN TO ARGUMENT: However it is illogical that he is the perpetrator of the crime as there is no way he is capable of; OUTCOME: A, as he has; STATUS: B and was documented at; LOCATION: C during the time of the event.

This is nothing more then; FACSIMILE: E, APPLY SCENERIO: B - INSERT HUMOROUS AND/OR DRAMATIC INTENT(IF NEEDED).

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GlobalTravelR t1_j4rnd1d wrote

Damn it, I knew we shouldn't have inputted all those Simpsons episodes with Lionel Hutz.

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HODLTID OP t1_j4ro1zr wrote

It’s going to be a crazy one, hopefully they’re able to record it? Is that allowed in the US

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LilG1984 t1_j4s2ajw wrote

AI lawyer eh. I hope it has Phoenix Wright music & sound effects.

"Objection!!!!"

Or the voice of Arnie as "The Lawyernator" "I have detailed files of dis case, chill out dickwad"

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czs5056 t1_j4w7836 wrote

Oh great, that's gonna be my court appointed attorney now. The DA will love them.

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