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Meanderingversion t1_j4riu4q wrote
BRAWNDO
GetlostMaps t1_j4ryzrd wrote
It's got what plants crave
Meanderingversion t1_j4sjecw wrote
I can wait sooo good
dirtballmagnet t1_j4qyedi wrote
True or not it was obviously the fervent belief of every farmer between Kansas City and Denver. Six trees in a grove is a threat that must be cut down.
kevinds t1_j4rdud9 wrote
They could cut them down and replace them with inflatable trees.
malepitt t1_j4r2oni wrote
Make them drink 3.2 percent water
swaziwarrior54 t1_j4u050t wrote
Ha ha! Well now they can drink 5.0 water. But if they have a blood water level of .05 or higher while driving, they go to jail.
aneeta96 t1_j4u1jos wrote
Maybe don't put your city in the desert?
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pandawiththumbs t1_j4qyt5l wrote
This can absolutely be true. I read most of that article and it seems fairly accurate. But regardless of the article, overgrown forests can pull too much water from the system. Think of it like having more straws in a glass. At some point the water is gone and everyone will still be thirsty.
kenlasalle t1_j4r17va wrote
The demand humans place on that water also doesn't help the trees or the lake very much.
-Apocralypse- t1_j4r5lol wrote
Consider it was only yesterday I read an american saying how he couldn't afford to truck in the 10.000 gallons of water his family of 6 uses every month (!), I don't think the trees should get all the blame here.
Ninjotoro t1_j4r65rv wrote
I also wonder how many people there have pristine manicured lawns that guzzle water.
theflamingheads t1_j4rfmno wrote
Weird how large forests actually attract rain. It's almost as if your made-up facts are in fact made-up.
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Shenanigamii t1_j4r8oad wrote
Just give them electrolytes... they'll then need less water