Submitted by cozzimo t3_10muaou in nottheonion
SelectiveSanity t1_j65bc9f wrote
I wonder how they'd feel if Democrats started sending them welcome baskets filled with gay porn, massive dildos and gummy dicks?
area_tribune t1_j65gtxo wrote
Horny probably.
whatproblems t1_j65taek wrote
they’d have to quickly go in the closet
ThePrussianGrippe t1_j65z3dv wrote
Or the nearest airport restroom.
InigoMontoya757 t1_j66hys3 wrote
Am I the only one who got this joke?
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j66qte9 wrote
This only works if you have a "wide stance"
TazeredAngel t1_j660h3t wrote
Nah. Matt Gaetz would confiscate all of them for “research”
LazyDNSNova t1_j68z02g wrote
All they need is send a bag of green M&M
ThePresidentsNipples t1_j65btz1 wrote
What flavor are the gummies...... asking for a friend
SelectiveSanity t1_j65dvhw wrote
Ask those militia idiots who took over that federal wild life station back in 2016.
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j66av6n wrote
Peacefully protested without a single one of them being convicted and the judge nearly holding the federal prosecutors in contempt for withholding evidence and the FBI getting in trouble for lying under oath.
Mountain_Man-oh t1_j67bd9v wrote
Funny way to say terrorist
AgermanBassoon t1_j66dakz wrote
They would assume their amazon order arrived.
Heijoshinn t1_j66w2ak wrote
Lol @ "gummy dicks".
It'd be funnier if they had a cracked-out-looking bunny with messaging like "Dicks aren't for kids" on a post card.
SelectiveSanity t1_j67mgle wrote
Thats just silly.
We have about another month or so till easter and doubt these guys are Catholic priests.
LividLager t1_j68kho9 wrote
"The packaging was supposed to be discreet!"
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j66ai1o wrote
Shrug. He is on the armed forces committee and they are Made in HIs state. They are 40mm grenades, which is really more of a projectile.
I would think your suggestion of gay porn would have to come from a representative from Texas. You know, only steers and ______ come from Texas.
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