Submitted by wallstreetegg t3_10b4h6g in nottheonion
i81u812 t1_j483ycr wrote
"Believe what they say the first time".
-Maya Angelou
Agouti t1_j49lfkz wrote
> In his introductory remarks, Nelsen told the first meeting of Idaho's Agricultural Affairs Committee on January 10: "I'm a lifelong dairy farmer who retired, still own part of the dairy; grew up on the farm. I've milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women's health thing, I have some definite opinions."
Walking wasn't the only thing this guy has done behind a cow.
idahononono t1_j4a85fx wrote
Oh no. No,no,no. Fml, I gotta move.
Bee782 t1_j4b41o8 wrote
Ya, you really should
the_blueberry_funk t1_j4c932r wrote
Please do
mzincali t1_j4axuem wrote
Maybe he was kicked in the head and that’s why he’s talking gibberish. But that doesn’t explain why most of the Republicans also say shit like this.
oldsadgary t1_j4coolo wrote
>Right wingers make unsubstantiated claims about liberals enacting shariah law
>Frequently try to force actual religious law into congress
>Openly compare women to animals, like Iranian clerics
>The Taliban start advocating for Andrew Tate’s release, the right say they were never that bad
>Vladimir Putin is fighting for religious freedom, actually
Wait are you telling me rightards might be hypocrites
Anustart_A t1_j4bccqa wrote
Repro: A veterinarian with a rubber gloves and bill semen in hand artificially inseminates the cow while a second person stimulates the cow’s clitoris to encourage reproduction.
…in other words, this guy is fucking bonkers.
redrumWinsNational t1_j4cgcw4 wrote
This is not what a veterinarian does. It’s not is her job description
Anustart_A t1_j4ch204 wrote
Then my veterinarian wife who has done artificial insemination led me astray. I’ll make sure to set her straight
(/s)
redrumWinsNational t1_j4cj3ny wrote
Yeah she can do it, similarly a taxi driver can help deliver a baby. Edit: it’s not in the job description but she can do it
big_sugi t1_j4co0hx wrote
I don’t think you know that large animal veterinarians exist. Artificial insemination is very much part of their job description.
redrumWinsNational t1_j4cws0d wrote
You are correct, my apologies. In some countries in Europe, there are specialist that only do AI. I spent time on farm, and guessed wrongly that US was similar
LordElfa t1_j4d62xm wrote
I'm just trying to understand what he was getting at. What link did he think he had between milking and walking behind cows and women's repro and health?!
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Prestigious-Copy-494 t1_j4i1r5b wrote
Your last comment is LMAO. Thanks for the chuckle.
stalphonzo t1_j4ay3uq wrote
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."
Is the actual quote.
jnemesh t1_j48nslm wrote
Came here to say this.
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