Submitted by TheBoredMan t3_10a6gfn in nottheonion
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SelectiveSanity t1_j42gc19 wrote
He's about to get all old testament on their asses.
ccasey t1_j46l1yv wrote
Back up in your ass with the resurrection
mkost92 t1_j42jsn9 wrote
Passion 2: Passh Harder
InternetPeon t1_j439awn wrote
Fools and their money will soon be parted like the Red Sea.
gsohyeah t1_j45vm3g wrote
The Second Cumming
HandOverTheScrotum t1_j44d2zq wrote
It's Christing time.
Angstfilledvoid t1_j42ezpf wrote
It’s going to be called “I know what you did three days ago”
blue_13 t1_j42efou wrote
This movie would work if the first act of the movie briefly covered the disciples hiding, then the resurrection/witnesses/ascension of Christ, and then the Holy Spirit coming upon the disciples who go out spreading the gospel and then the rest of the time focusing on the book of Acts with Paul (Saul of Tarsus) and his conversion and travels to Rome.
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SelectiveSanity t1_j42gru3 wrote
vineyardmike t1_j42xrco wrote
Is there anything that family guy hasn't done already?
SelectiveSanity t1_j432qph wrote
I can think of one thing....
jxj24 t1_j42oihg wrote
Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: Part 2
Woddnamemade72 t1_j437np8 wrote
I'd waste a wee chunk of my life to see that one.
FlamingPileOfKidneys t1_j43u6rm wrote
The Bible Part 2: "This time he ain't Crucifucking Around"
Upaut_the_wolf t1_j42c8xn wrote
Wonder who'll get zapped by lightning this time.
LilG1984 t1_j42jh7o wrote
The passion of the Christ 2: Crucify this! Starring Jesus& Chris Tucker!
king_pepe_the_third t1_j42rc1i wrote
The Passion of the Christ 2: Buddha's Time to Shine
ActionFlank t1_j43wrf0 wrote
This sequel going to be in space?
17racecar71 t1_j43z0yt wrote
That’s actually the premise of the third movie Passion 3, The Final Frontier
This next one is just Jesus partying with the devil for three days
MedicSF t1_j454uq5 wrote
Jesus 2: Electric boogaloo
Toadstool61 t1_j4dnyem wrote
I spit out my coffee reading that.
Rude-Atmosphere-3969 t1_j46xlnn wrote
But will it be as good as the Titanic sequel?
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baguak4life t1_j43ffcn wrote
Great. Wasn’t the last one just like 3 hours of whipping some dude?
[deleted] t1_j43mabo wrote
Coming Easter of 2023
Passion of the Christ 2: Night of the Living Jesus
He died for your sins and came back for your brains
MidniteStargazer4723 t1_j43pqn7 wrote
I thought Peter Griffin took care of that?
horridbloke t1_j43q4ka wrote
Passion 2: Jesus Drift
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The_Dankinator t1_j44soml wrote
Passion of the Christ 2: Crime of Passion
Earnastus t1_j44w23y wrote
The 2nd half of the story hasn't happened, yet.
zstandig t1_j4526e3 wrote
Acts? or is he going to make three more Gospels just with slightly different details?
fuckedbymath t1_j45rz1b wrote
Passion 2: the teabagging.
JLMJ10 t1_j466nyk wrote
The JCU is starting.
Zigihogan t1_j46advh wrote
More Jesus-y than before!
SIRinLTHR t1_j46vxph wrote
Christ 2: Spring Break in Galilee.
Christ: the Fictional and the Fabulous.
Bride, Seed and Cult of Jesus.
Oh Christ, You Devil.
Christs (It's like Aliens was to Alien but all the saviors spawn out of the asses of priests on a planet called Pedophilios).
The Second Coming: Back on the Cross
calamityfriends t1_j4n1yvc wrote
"He's back and he's mad as hell"
snuffy_tentpeg t1_j434l5v wrote
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre Part II
GetlostMaps t1_j42n4gc wrote
I've seen enough poorly conceived fantasy movies lately thanks.
dwkeith t1_j42wjve wrote
I love fantasy, but the books get a little dry after the protagonist is killed.
AUWarEagle82 t1_j434bn1 wrote
Wow! Now do Muhammad! Every comment on this entire thread is anti-Christian bigotry.
21_MushroomCupcakes t1_j45mequ wrote
...because it's lies paraded as truth and contributes to a surplus of harm in the world in general and the US specifically..?
Islam isn't a mainstream institutional power in America, if it was, we'd shit on it too.
SteveIDP t1_j42cwvc wrote
Passion 2: the Re-Jesusing