Submitted by BQKazoo t3_109z01c in nottheonion
Square-Dragonfruit76 t1_j42lo6d wrote
I'm with this 100%. I always thought that I would want a ferris wheel built at my grave so the kids wouldn't get bored during the funeral. But looking it up, that's pretty expensive, but you can rent one though. Maybe I'll put that in my will.
namezam t1_j43etgi wrote
Do a Viking send-off and give all the kids flaming arrows, the one that lights you up gets a prize.
confusinghuman t1_j46jogb wrote
even better, stuff me with candy and hand out sticks to the kids
Tia0o t1_j558jg9 wrote
that's super sweet
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