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SelectiveSanity t1_j5m2a5r wrote
So what the hell is Brendan Frasier supposed to fight then?
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...aside from advanced heart disease brought on by diabetes?
menlindorn t1_j5m2t8g wrote
gas mask kid approaches
"Are you my mummy?"
"Nope!"
"My mistake!"
episode ends
PEVEI t1_j5m3fni wrote
Fuck. Off. With. Your. Nonsense.
Jump_Like_A_Willys t1_j5m3rg5 wrote
Skeletons are to be known from now on as โdefleshed individuals.โ ^/s
TimeTravelMishap t1_j5m4s2q wrote
Bodily fluids impared persons
hethical_ecker t1_j5m5rix wrote
mummy is an extremely offensive term. we need to cancel all movies and books that used this problematic term.
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YourFatherUnfiltered t1_j5m72md wrote
its amazing how sensitive you guys are, all while claiming everyone else is so sensitive.
"IT MAKES ME SO MAD THE ADMINISTRATORS OF THE PLACE I WILL NEVER VISIT (a museum) ARE CHANGING THE WAY THEY REFER TO THINGS. FUCK THEM."
youre so cute when you try to be involved... with your angry little person face. I JUST WANTTO SQUEEZE IT AND PINCH THOSE WITTOO CHEEKS!
YourFatherUnfiltered t1_j5m78kw wrote
Why/how is this oniony?
udo3 t1_j5m7mte wrote
Not recognizing that mummies were once real live people (an issue mentioned in article) is ABSOLUTELY NOT a problem with the use of the word "mummy." It is a problem stemming from an incredibly ignorant, un-educated population of morons who probably barely comprehend complete sentences.
udo3 t1_j5m7sdn wrote
I think we all would prefer "tissue challenged".
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SmokeAbeer t1_j5m83f9 wrote
Linen strip enthusiasts
PEVEI t1_j5m9mnz wrote
Are you ok?
PEVEI t1_j5m9yzl wrote
Theyโve gone โstruggling with mental health issuesโ over this.
mynameisnotthom t1_j5mcj9m wrote
Ahh it was the Hancock up in Newcastle, everyone would have just referred to them as "mams"
wazzel2u OP t1_j5md7ob wrote
Virtue Signalling for 2,000 year old DEAD Mummies? I donโt think their feelings will be hurt.
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YourFatherUnfiltered t1_j5me2ns wrote
๐ and why do you care if they change how they choose to refer to it? does it hurt your feelings? Why is it "virtue signaling"?
johnsolomon t1_j5me8nb wrote
Lol damn, I'm late -- I was gonna say hydrationally challenged
That PC phase was all kinds of wild
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johnsolomon t1_j5mejmk wrote
I get what they're trying to do (increase the treatment and baseline level of respect for the corpses of deceased humans) but I'm not sure this is the way to do it lol
-Raskyl t1_j5mglwg wrote
Good episode
Collins_Michael t1_j5mhwmn wrote
It's possible to think something is stupid without caring significantly about it. I think it's ridiculous when suburban excel-jockeys drive lifted pickups, but I don't really mind as long as they aren't tailgating me at night with their brights on.
dookmucus t1_j5mjctk wrote
Jerky man or jerky maโam
CandidateDecent1391 t1_j5mjdx3 wrote
why are you so sensitive about what researchers and institutions call preserved human remains?
nobody is trying to save the dead person's feelings or whatever... they're just switching to a more archaeologically correct name for mummified human remains
it's super strange you would jump to the "virtue signaling" dog whistle in regards to a change in academic terminology. it looks like you're desperate for something to be mad about
CandidateDecent1391 t1_j5mjqna wrote
lol what on earth is wrong with adapting archaeological terminology to encourage learning
a "mummy" isn't an alien, it's the preserved remains of a human who once lived and breathed. that distinction is what fascinates people about history.
the weirdest part is the OP chimed in and claimed it's "virtue signaling" as though some librul somewhere is trying not to offend a dead guy lol
edit: thanks for the downvotes, everybody! everyone I've upset should go look up the words "learning," "perspective," and "historical accuracy" in the dictionary and maybe start there :) then learn to stop creating outrage bait just so you can complain about people (in this case, archaeologists and museum officials) being smarter than you! (good luck lol)
wazzel2u OP t1_j5mjtwc wrote
Wrong on all counts, but Iโm really enjoying your feedback. Youโre making this into a โMeta-Onionyโ post.
Have a great evening dude.
Informal_Cress9800 t1_j5mna6t wrote
Scholars are trying to humanize dead people and yโall just acting like stubborn babies
i_like_concrete t1_j5mnvd3 wrote
Egyptian made organic museum pieces.
kmd37205 t1_j5mo2dr wrote
Oy, vey!
maialucetius t1_j5monq9 wrote
I understand wanting to emphasize they were once living people but come on. They'll always be mummies.
Voxination t1_j5movo3 wrote
challenged is offensive, I vote for hydrofluid.
dukeimre t1_j5mrffv wrote
It sounds silly but honestly as long as they're not canceling people who say mummy it seems like a nice (incredibly tiny) step to take that can help society rethink some of this stuff.
I know for myself, as a kid, it never occurred to me that all the Egyptian stuff in museums was looted during occupation of Egypt by foreigners who saw the locals as savages. I think it's an ok idea for people who feel like it and really care about how society thinks about history to tweak the way they talk about these things!
JohnnyFromTheFuture t1_j5msm3d wrote
Iโm going to have to say no to hydrofluid, it sounds like a derogatory term to shame the hydraulic fluid I use in my snow plow and now my plow trucks hydraulic system is offended.
Odaecom t1_j5msqee wrote
prisoner_007 t1_j5mwt9t wrote
Yeah, I guess someone thinking that a museum is virtual signaling for a 2000 year old mummified person is pretty oniony. Well played.
AmeriToast t1_j5n4mpw wrote
Who hurt you as a child?
hardy_83 t1_j5na3m4 wrote
Using different language to describe these human remains can also distance them from the depiction of mummies in popular culture, which has tended to "undermine their humanity"
Right..... But digging their bodies up and showcasing them for a fee so people can gawk at them is... Not worse than calling them mummy?
hidden-in-plainsight t1_j5nayy9 wrote
Change something that was coined in the 7th century?
Why? Shits been fine for a long fucking time, why change it now?
atomicmarc t1_j5nc384 wrote
Welp, History Channel has a lot of video to re-edit, now!
Psychomadeye t1_j5ncvwd wrote
It's kinda fun to rewatch them go though. They're too easy to fuck with.
Psychomadeye t1_j5ncy8h wrote
That's not why this is.
Psychomadeye t1_j5nd2qy wrote
It's not actually that stupid but it's fun to watch you go off on it.
Psychomadeye t1_j5ndrk2 wrote
> "our recent displays used the term 'mummified remains of...' and include the name (when known) of the person who has been mummified...[to emphasize] that mummified remains are of people who once lived."
From the article you posted.
Psychomadeye t1_j5ndw7l wrote
It was free when I went. Perhaps I just caught it at the right time?
Psychomadeye t1_j5neu3h wrote
Because the information is literally just higher quality.
> "our recent displays used the term 'mummified remains of...' and include the name (when known) of the person who has been mummified...[to emphasize] that mummified remains are of people who once lived."
Literally emphasizing that this is in fact the body of a king and not some weird supernatural creature because children and even some adults don't know it.
Also you'd probably not understand a word of English spoken in the seventh century. Here's Beowulf in the English from around that time:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf#/media/File%3ABeowulf_Cotton_MS_Vitellius_A_XV_f._132r.jpg
CandidateDecent1391 t1_j5nhyx2 wrote
lol it's clear you're extremely sensitive to anything that you can contort into being "woke"
calm down snowflake, it's just adults talking about archaeology using big words. probably not something you're ready to tackle yet
hidden-in-plainsight t1_j5njbma wrote
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BaronVonLazercorn t1_j5nnmr0 wrote
Virtue signaling? How? Seems like you're the one with the hurt feelings here
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j5nnskk wrote
I'm not going to stop eating them, whatever they're called.
braveabandon t1_j5ntad6 wrote
They've been stolen them from their tombs, their countries, and propped up for display for crowds to gawd at, but you had best not dehumanize them any further in front of us staff, it makes us feel bad about how we had one job?
SadLaser t1_j5nu1zg wrote
I love that the Tenth references that line in a season 4 episode.
Jmich96 t1_j5nv7kc wrote
My local history museum has entirely removed all mummified Egyptian remains from their showcases.
I understand the reasoning behind all of this, but I don't think going as far as removing historical remains, which serve an educational purpose, is the correct path.
I've never in my adult life really thought of mummified remains as a "mummy". I believe trying to drop a media elected term for something more accurate is a good step in an educational direction.
GetlostMaps t1_j5nxcob wrote
The whole point of making yourself into a mummy was that you became a statue. Statues were revered as they could hold the souls of the dead. For it then to be forgotten/ignored that there is a person inside there is actually exactly what they wanted when they chose to be mummified.
So this PC change is against the wishes of the deceased and very un-PC indeed.
Kalurael t1_j5nzyd8 wrote
surely the baseline level of respect for a corpse is not parade them around on display in a museum
Corvus_Manufaktura t1_j5o1ghp wrote
Instead, they are starting to adopt terms such as "mummified person"
Here's the thing: "mummy" and "mummified person" aren't the same. There are a number of natural processes that can cause a human body to mummify, whereas "mummies" refer to corpses purposely preserved by the Egyptians' process of mummification.
NNewt84 t1_j5o1hds wrote
Seriously? Iโd have thought, at least nowadays when B-movies are a thing of the past, that most kids WOULD hear about mummies in the context of Ancient Egypt. Bloody American neurotypical men and their refusal to pick up an encyclopaedia, amirite?
Vita-Malz t1_j5o2x4r wrote
Can hardly humanize something and show respect while showcasing them in a glass box.
FriendoftheDork t1_j5o39jd wrote
I mean, they did that for Lenin out of respect
reallamedroid t1_j5o3mi6 wrote
Ill say whatever the fuck pleases me
Steven-Maturin t1_j5o3pfj wrote
"looted during occupation of Egypt by foreigners who saw the locals as savages"
The Ptolemies?
oh wait, the Romans.
Steven-Maturin t1_j5o3tsh wrote
Control of language is everything to these brainiacs. As long as we're all using the right words everything is super-OK.
Kalurael t1_j5o55h0 wrote
and the irish giant, even though he specifically said he did not want that. only just got taken down this month
pdonchev t1_j5o6bip wrote
Stealing artifacts and bodies from their tomb is perfectly fine, but stereotyping those long deceased people as potentially cursed is where they draw the line...
soda-jerk t1_j5o94mz wrote
So what you're saying is you were able to view these dignified human remains at a discount?
maisaktong t1_j5odhgx wrote
the man in gauze.
SqueakSquawk4 t1_j5oes3d wrote
And Mao, IIRC
Mimehunter t1_j5of3x8 wrote
"Undead: Yes!
Unperson: No!"
(Pratchett)
royaldunlin t1_j5oh7xh wrote
I was thinking Ottomansโฆ
Informal_Cress9800 t1_j5oivuw wrote
So you know what theyโre working with then. Glad weโre on the same page
dukeimre t1_j5oj6h3 wrote
I personally haven't hung out in an galleries in Rome looking at looted Egyptian art. I'm thinking more of the British! :)
Discarded1066 t1_j5omraq wrote
Can I refer to them as "Ancient Jerky"?
JoostinOnline t1_j5oprvk wrote
This makes total sense, and doesn't belong here. You should read the article before posting it.
Imagine if someone died today and we propped them up in a glass case for people to see, and kids made jokes about them. It's kinda fucked up. Calling them "mummies" just reduces their humanity and makes us think of Scooby Doo cartoons.
Deadocmike1 t1_j5or4mj wrote
God, people are dumb.
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90k_swarming_rats t1_j5p4m5e wrote
Really reminds me of how some people want to change "homeless person" to "unhoused person". At the end of the day it's utterly meaningless. If a word has negative connotations associated with it due to the nature of the thing it's describing, changing the word does nothing because the underlying issues that give the original word it's meaning havent changed.
Fanwhip t1_j5p9du2 wrote
For your whole "Learning language" stick your trying to use.
Mummy: Noun (especially in ancient Egypt) a body of a human being or animal that has been ceremonially preserved by removal of the internal organs, treatment with natron and resin, and wrapping in bandages.
Mummifed: Verb 1) to make (a dead body) into a mummy, as by embalming and drying.2) to make (something) resemble a mummy; dry or shrivel up3) to preserve (an idea, institution, custom, etc.) that may have outlived its usefulness or relevance:
For the whole "virtue signaling"
Virtue Signaling : the public expression of opinions or sentiments intended to demonstrate one's good character or social conscience or the moral correctness of one's position on a particular issue.
" But some museums in Britain are now using words other than "mummy" to describe their displays of ancient Egyptian human remains. Instead, they are starting to adopt terms such as "mummified person" or to use the individual's name to emphasize that they were once living people. "
When the shoe still fits sometimes it means you don't need new ones. Specially if the new ones are in the same condition's as the old ones.
I.e they are going from an noun to a verb for the same object that needed 0 change to it. So they can feel better about decades and century's of encouraging theft via "exploring" and the fact the things they have are by definition an object.
If they want to "change" how the world see's the body's and the lives the body's did have. they should give up every single part of every single exhibit back to the respective places they came from. So they could either be reburied. As much of it was stolen or taken without permission or for the country to be the one properly showing it off and taking care of it.
Encourage learning to the world by returning the stolen goods and apologizing for showing stolen them off and profiting from it vs doing a name change.
Fanwhip t1_j5p9tk2 wrote
>mummy
It Sucks folks are down voting you cause its a very true statement.
As long as its something they okayed to be used. Then it "should be used by all" even if them using the new word doesn't change anything.
Still showing off mostly stolen objects/bodys. Still making money off said objects/bodys. Maybe they should return all of them to the national country before trying to go "we are outstanding and exemplary people"
Vita-Malz t1_j5phiru wrote
How about giving them back to Egypt instead of displaying them and not caring what people call them?
rorzri t1_j5pl0xg wrote
Mummified corpses
Motor_West t1_j5puj9v wrote
Flesh impaired
melody_elf t1_j5qopex wrote
If words don't matter then why are you in a tiff about it? Personally I don't really care if people call them mummies, mummified persons, flibbergibbits or paper deadlings.
melody_elf t1_j5qp9or wrote
Frankly who cares either way?
Psychomadeye t1_j5re1e8 wrote
100% off I guess?
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j5rfixb wrote
Israeli's held it for a short time
Psychomadeye t1_j5rfncr wrote
UK but same concept I guess. Most of the information kids get is from eachother unfortunately. And adults often don't exactly do enough to explain the situation to children very well even at funerals.
>most kids WOULD hear about mummies in the context of Ancient Egypt
Yes, very often in the same breath that says they are the bird god of the sun and that they are mummified so they can make their way to the realm of the jackal that is the god of the underworld. Then they hear about "the mummies curse" from friends. Then this information is relayed by a game of telephone.
Fanwhip t1_j5ri63a wrote
Same reason Reddit is for anyone that wants to type what ever and give opinons.
If folks wanna go "this is For X reason" and looking at it from the whole picture there is no difference. Then the reasoning is false and just done for "karma" points. Do something tangible if your doing it for X reason. Words can be as strong or weak as others deem them. Actions speak louder then words and changing a word for your action makes the action worth less then the word.
melody_elf t1_j5riuvk wrote
I see the point about how they were stolen from Egypt. When I visited the British Museum it felt uncomfortable knowing that everything there was taken from other countries.
At the same time, Egypt is a very unstable country so I don't know how safe the mummies and artifacts would be there. There are some radical factions that pretty much want to destroy anything from before Islam.
Another factor is that, when these artifacts are over the world, it lets many more people see them and learn and enjoy history than if they were in Egypt.
On the other hand, these are people who were stolen from their graves and there is definitely something disturbing about that.
Fanwhip t1_j5rjgm2 wrote
As a joke once said.
What is the difference between grave robbing and archeology?
The "answer" verys on POV.
Honestly it comes down to "Are they claiming its preserving something?" or "they selling it for money"
Either way money is changing hands somewhere and only one is more "acceptable" then the other is.
Informal_Cress9800 t1_j5rm44l wrote
Wow it seems like you really care about them. But not enough to stop calling them mummies? So strange. Itโs almost as if you really donโt give a shit. So why not leave it toโidk the ones who do?
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NNewt84 t1_j5rygwe wrote
Dang, thatโs insane. See, I didnโt really hang out with the other kids at school that much. Like, yeah, I had a few friends I would hang out with from time to time, but most of the information I learned as a kid came from books, television and the occasional museum day. You know, because those are made by ADULTS who know what the frick theyโre talking about, so I trusted them over the word of some random kid at school.
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Redoran_Gvard t1_j5sqm0j wrote
sounds like a skyrim mod name
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LawrenceCatNeedsHelp t1_j68y6t1 wrote
I'm a ghoul, billy. Ain't you ever seen a ghoul before?
wazzel2u OP t1_j5m14tg wrote
Donโt be so insensitive Gahhhhโฆ Itโs a "mummified person" ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐