Submitted by asteriskspace t3_103773s in nottheonion
Warpzit t1_j2y5uyx wrote
Because the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.
Remove_Live t1_j2yq4hp wrote
Indeed. Danske Bank is infamous for their 200 billion € money laundry scheme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danske_Bank_money_laundering_scandal
ordinary_kittens t1_j2yvln2 wrote
Sounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
darkest_irish_lass t1_j2zeivc wrote
Wow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe r/unexpectedBard
mglitcher t1_j303pl8 wrote
well that’s what it is now
BGM1524 t1_j2z6bb5 wrote
Yeah corruption is running rampant in Denmark but no one cares because we're too wealthy for it to have a noticable effect.
PaddiM8 t1_j2z6wxq wrote
People from all countries say this about their countries. Still haven't seen evidence showing Denmark is bad with this compared to other countries. Meh.
SpaceShrimp t1_j2zdzks wrote
It is not bad compared to other countries, but laundering 200 billion € is still really bad.
Jazzy76dk t1_j2zcus0 wrote
Don’t believe this cringelord. Everything is fine in Denmark and we have one of the world’s lowest rates of corruption.
herroebauss t1_j2zdxcq wrote
But this is reddit and we believe everything is rotten, governments are all fucked and le capitalism
dontoofme t1_j2zekc3 wrote
That’s not true. We may have the lowest rate of corruption compared to other countries, but we still have a lot of corruption. Politicians have been caught with their tax frauds in more than one instance.
RIcaz t1_j2zq4qa wrote
> We may have the lowest rate of corruption
So.. It is true?
dontoofme t1_j30xwrp wrote
I meant it’s not true that everything is fine in Denmark. Sorry. I should had specified
Confused_AF_Help t1_j2zqdzc wrote
I'm pretty sure those 'clean' nations are just better at covering up their corruption. When you have a team of first class lawyers, accountants and advisors, it's easy to hide your tracks. Meanwhile poorer countries' corruption crimes are just sloppy or too brazen
dontoofme t1_j30xv9x wrote
True, and like the guy said, we are too wealthy to notice or care about it.
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Inprobamur t1_j2zgcm8 wrote
It was still the largest money laundering scheme in the world, the Baltic branch head committed suicide over it (or was murdered, who knows).
jamar030303 t1_j32sn0z wrote
>Everything is fine in Denmark
Unless you ask a Swede, then they start pointing out lots of things.
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EmweDK t1_j322q36 wrote
It's a famous line from Shakespeare - and as others have said, Denmarks probably one of the least corrupted countries in the world - though .. probably still fairly corrupt
BGM1524 t1_j32bok4 wrote
Finally someone not completely ignorant. Most danes will go "There's no corruption in Denmark". Which is exactly the reason corruption runs to unhindered and unnoticed.
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manwhorunlikebear t1_j31wfi3 wrote
The robbers all applied for jobs in the banks. Working smart, not hard.
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