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KuhLealKhaos t1_j67k3l0 wrote
Haha! FART
IAmTheClayman t1_j67kwwz wrote
So just checking, where are we at on that cure for cancer? Global food stability? The island of trash in the Pacific?
Thanks scientists for tackling the big issue here
gillesbian t1_j67kzlg wrote
Can't wait to say "That's about a 7 on the fart score" next time I let on rip
halfanothersdozen t1_j67l2ff wrote
> doctors
😒
80taylor t1_j67li13 wrote
I'm guessing the Lego heads came out
ProbablyDoesntLikeU t1_j67melq wrote
Where are you at on those issues
AUniquePerspective t1_j67mnie wrote
He's the clayman. But he's not clayman to be well educated.
IAmTheClayman t1_j67mr1s wrote
Dude I’m a game designer. I’m not nearly smart or talented enough to be a scientist.
That said, that’s some solid false equivalency. Great food critics aren’t all great chefs. Most movie critics have never directed a film. Also I was mainly making a joke buddy
TVotte t1_j67ph97 wrote
You know I am somewhat of a scientist myself
precinctomega t1_j67rn0n wrote
First, this research is designed to raise awareness among parents of the fact that swallowing Lego bricks is harmless to children, in order to reduce demand of Accident & Emergency teams, thus reducing waiting times and improving outcomes for people with serious emergencies. So it's worthwhile in its own right.
Second, even if it didn't have immediate impact value, almost all progress is made incrementally. All advancements of our knowledge are good, because we can never predict when a new finding will have an unexpected relevance.
ZeroBearing t1_j67s6be wrote
It was just a prank bro
zen-shen t1_j67uw8f wrote
Let me guess......
Legos came out.
Sayoria t1_j67xjxp wrote
>Here's what came out
Sure hope it was a lego head.
TarMil t1_j67xsf4 wrote
Lego heads but with a different facial expression than the one they swallowed.
SIRinLTHR t1_j67ywn6 wrote
They do know they (or anybody) can do this with corn, right?
mfb- t1_j6821k2 wrote
> averaged 1.71 days.
Saved you two clicks. Based on five events, as one doctor was unable to find the head.
Rickshmitt t1_j682q5u wrote
Rare vader head half melted by acid!
ImhereBen t1_j682zld wrote
Sounds like this progress was made excrementally
drgeta84 t1_j684u06 wrote
The only difference between science and screwing around is writing it down.
a_phantom_limb t1_j6884ie wrote
Here's the transcript to the audio story about the study.
prickles_and_goo t1_j688a4v wrote
...they had a few false alarms though.. it was just corn.
sethasaurus666 t1_j688p7t wrote
Jeez, don't give me the one with the STUBBLE!
stusthrowaway t1_j6897hi wrote
Wouldn't it be more of a POOP score?
sethasaurus666 t1_j6899b0 wrote
"To standardise bowel habit between participants, we developed a Stool Hardness and Transit (SHAT) score to look at stool consistency over time".
rahulabon t1_j68cw6o wrote
"Here's what came out... Lego heads"
Atomaardappel t1_j68d1s9 wrote
Buncha shit heads
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SilenceAmongTheBooks t1_j68e2s7 wrote
I'd rather doctors have a realistic sense of humor then be impersonal drones that have lost touch with humanity.
dianagama t1_j68f1km wrote
Ig Nobel prize nominees?
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popejubal t1_j68j88u wrote
I’m looking forward to seeing these results show up on r/dataisbeautiful
DarwinsAntagonist t1_j68p53i wrote
Honestly thought this was going to be PNAS.
They always publish goofy stuff like this.
itsthe_implication_ t1_j68r44a wrote
Picked Out Of Poop?
Metelex t1_j68sbjl wrote
Some say he's still looking til this day
Halfchino79 t1_j68ucjd wrote
I think I’ll need to see the Shart Chart shitistics on this.
helpmehelpyoutoo t1_j691dwk wrote
If he can’t find it after almost two days he must have his head up his ass.
FactoryV4 t1_j691ydd wrote
Shitheads
spaceforcerecruit t1_j6949i9 wrote
There’s no way that’s in there
MonstrousVoices t1_j6949sx wrote
This is some shitty science
ThatDude8129 t1_j694nwo wrote
It is and it's glorious
PermanentTrainDamage t1_j6954ov wrote
My average is 18 hours from consumption to evacuation
PermanentTrainDamage t1_j695gly wrote
Wouldn't that depend on the type and amount of legos swallowed? Lego heads are one of the smallest and smoothest pieces, of course they don't pose much danger. My idiot nephew swallowed a lego treasure chest and ended up with a cut on his esophagus.
ImSomethingMyself t1_j696cox wrote
Well that's shitty
please_PM_ur_bewbs t1_j697ihm wrote
Ig Nobel Bait.
random980 t1_j69aoj8 wrote
Not sure I really want a detailed look at "what came out" of those 6 doctors to be honest.
I don't think those yellow bits were corn...
Yzark-Tak t1_j69ih52 wrote
Your tax dollar at work.
Ahelex t1_j69iumh wrote
That's just EU damaged Vader from the Starkiller game.
EaterOfFood t1_j69m4sd wrote
Gotta be, right? Otherwise what’s the point of Ig Nobel?
RanCestor t1_j69qm2i wrote
Next you swallow them Duplos Mr. Doktor.
Assfuck-McGriddle t1_j69sft4 wrote
“Here’s what came out.”
Sounds like the writer was blowing hot air.
MisterKayrub t1_j69spbl wrote
What about the Pre-Operational Organ Procedure ( POOP)?
Zarkophagus t1_j6a0aqy wrote
Tell that last doc to pull his head out of his ass!
AverageMaleAged18-24 t1_j6a78dg wrote
My friend did this with a Toonie and it never came out.
SailboatAB t1_j6a7gcu wrote
Well sure, but I'm dubious that scientific results will calm down a panicky first-time parent who thinks their child might have swallowed something.
victordudu t1_j6adudf wrote
thats a P^(ost-)O^(peration) O^(utput) P^(henomena)
Skyblacker t1_j6aewk7 wrote
Helluva bacronym. Hee hee, I said "back."
Kent_Fistybutts t1_j6aifra wrote
What the Fuck did I just read there
Gothmog_LordOBalrogs t1_j6az4rv wrote
He shoulda waffle stomped out in the shower. Save time and effort
Gothmog_LordOBalrogs t1_j6az846 wrote
Horse hockey
Gothmog_LordOBalrogs t1_j6azdn5 wrote
Among . Other... Things
royonquadra t1_j6b3bq1 wrote
Those doctors have some fun, for sure!
PhilipXD3 t1_j6b3ppq wrote
The last few years have been a lot for thee medical science community. Good to see them having a little fun for a change.
GameDevHeavy t1_j6b742s wrote
This thread delivered. I have been cracking up (pun intended)
GameDevHeavy t1_j6b78fe wrote
The Rorshart Test. Hahah I'm so sorry I couldn't resist
giskardwasright t1_j6bsffl wrote
If you'd like a visualization there is the Bristol Stool scale used to rate the shape and consistency of fresh shit.
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