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GetlostMaps t1_j2ao0fp wrote

Too late, I already filled up my tank with them. I hope they burn as well as diesel.

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tryingtodefendhim t1_j2ao7vj wrote

The 7000 ducks just turned out to be old man Leonard up to his usual high jinks and shinanigans.

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GetlostMaps t1_j2asa31 wrote

Replying to __WanderLust_ (#1,197,369)

I'm using metric ducks so I get about 15 d/100km.

It's not a perfect process. I find I really need the feather the clutch when taking off, my wing mirrors vibrate a lot, and at one point I found I had a coolant leak from a quacked head. It wasn't cheap to fix. You should have seen the bill.

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Cinema_King t1_j2avdmq wrote

At least it wasn’t that thing those teens found in a lake that time in the 80s

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Ahara_bzz t1_j2az91p wrote

Aghast, the duckening has begun

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SelectiveSanity t1_j2b07n6 wrote

Replying to nyrothia (#1,196,974)

And we would have gotten away with getting some beer and nudy magazines too if it wasn't for you meddling teenagers. And your talking dog too. And special guests the gosh darn Batman and the Harlem Globe Trotters!

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PostsNDPStuff t1_j2b2dca wrote

Would you rather fight one giant oil slick sized duck, or 7000 duck sized oil slicks?

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TheKrakIan t1_j2b5ydv wrote

I'm glad there was some there that knew the exact number of ducks.

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qunst t1_j2dal6k wrote

Who counted all those ducks?

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Sharad17 t1_j2duu3x wrote

"It was about that time I noticed that the oil slick was actually 7000 ducks from the Holocene era." -chef's dad

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