Submitted by icantbenormal t3_zvnghp in nottheonion
PorchHonky t1_j1reiww wrote
Reply to comment by mykilososa in South Korea lifts ban on imported sex dolls by icantbenormal
Amish Country.
TheyCallMeQBert t1_j1s2x84 wrote
Their no-drip semen collection trays are handcrafted and assembled by good God fearing men and women.
thatoneotherguy42 t1_j1s93ll wrote
I'll be honest here; I'm not looking for a good God fearing sexbot. I want a satanic hedonist to scream "dirty boy" and tackle me.
thezoomies t1_j1sslcj wrote
I want the god fearing sexbot to scream “dirty boy” and tackle me.
Mayonnaise_Ablaze t1_j1tl1rz wrote
r/brandnewsentence
regancp t1_j1tto9u wrote
You know what they say, the most repressed are the best undressed.
drivingsansrobopants t1_j1skqmx wrote
Every sperm is sacred!
Hairy_Relief3980 t1_j1u6d7i wrote
Every sperm is good
Yotsubato t1_j1s38mv wrote
That’s what goats and sheep are for.
Btw, they have the same sized female genitals as humans.
You’re welcome for that knowledge.
PermanentTrainDamage t1_j1shvx0 wrote
Guys we got a whole disease from schtupping the livestock, please don't.
marklein t1_j1t4x3m wrote
What disease is that?
TheKurtCobains t1_j1tjo2k wrote
Chickenpox
Painting_Agency t1_j1u0w2l wrote
Humiliation.
TheKurtCobains t1_j1y0m9d wrote
Hay fever
PorchHonky t1_j1scsuk wrote
It… it actually explains a lot.
qiuboujun t1_j1sfq9c wrote
They are extra thicc looking from the back too
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