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BigOleDawggo t1_j1chnwg wrote
r/wholesomememes
RPDRNick t1_j1ap54f wrote
When asked for a statement, the suspect simply replied, "Robble robble."
InterestingTesticle t1_j1bx221 wrote
I've been laughing at this comment for ten minutes solid. If I had awards to give, you'd get all of them.
AliceVerron t1_j24cab4 wrote
Click the coins tab and at the top it should have 1 free award per day, i used mine for that gold plated comment
Marrsvolta t1_j1aodd0 wrote
Guess Randy finally left the trailer park and got a job as a prison guard.
rcoff98 t1_j1aoq2c wrote
Muhfuckas with guts like that are most definitely NOT off the cheeseburgers
mr_meat_peaches t1_j1e5i9z wrote
dude escaped from gut-onamo bay namsayin
CeeArthur t1_j1as4n9 wrote
Man's gotta eat.
FlatPineappleSociety t1_j1bf2c3 wrote
Bake em away toys
El_Deez t1_j1aia25 wrote
Assburgers in the 1st degree. Figure since it's not a diagnosis anymore might as well repacked the term.
SelectiveSanity t1_j1am035 wrote
Its still a legitimate medial condition-Oh wait you were referring aspergers?
My bad, as both the condition and the crime have similar outcomes in the end.
El_Deez t1_j1am8bz wrote
Ooh my buns
cools_008 t1_j1c5yv0 wrote
But did he also have the shakes that makes you quake or the fries that fry your eyes or is it just burgers?
Fancy-You3022 t1_j1c8rp0 wrote
Close, he has the fries that’ll cross your eyes. Just watched this, lol.
rood_sandstorm t1_j1avkpw wrote
He exchanged the burgers for blowjobs
SelectiveSanity t1_j1al4ar wrote
Damn. And here I thought Cheeseburger Eddie had turned his life around by getting that prison guard job. I see he was really just looking to become the middle man.
chrisfyb t1_j1bf7bj wrote
Ya hate to see it..
taptapper t1_j1ba4dz wrote
The guard in the Danemora prison break was surprised she was charged with a crime for helping the 2 guys escape. She actually said "I knew it (helping inmates escape) was against the rules, I didn't know it was against the law"
Yes, she said that. it's in the documentary about the jailbreak where she tried to rebut the stuff about her in the miniseries
Puzzleheaded_Ad8538 t1_j1bwshv wrote
I always wondered what ever happened to the Hamburglar; now we know
Tha_Watcher t1_j1ba0b0 wrote
TIL: The Hamburglar is a prison guard!
andre3kthegiant t1_j1cixig wrote
The article I posted about someone getting arrested for wearing a dress was much more “oniony” than this article.
DragonGarlicBreath t1_j1ays55 wrote
> A former north Alabama prison guard was arrested Tuesday and now faces a litany of charges
Honestly, him selling hamburgers is kind of a relief, given that opening.