Ahh so that’s where I left it.

My bad guys hisar pop it in some ice and I’ll come round and pick it up

Artisanal Jerky preparation

Salt throught heart! But who's to blame?

“At this time we don’t feel that anybody’s safety is in question,” said Sheriff Davis.

"the guy whose heart this is, probably isn't in great condition."

HEY MARSHA WE FOUND IT!

Mr. PLOW?

But there is no question about how safe his situation is.

>We are working very diligently to find or not find anything else at this location

Not the best way to phrase that.

Lol, reminds me of a courtroom transcript of a mortician:

Lawyer: "And you were the one who performed the autopsy?"

Mortician: "Correct."

Lawyer: "And you confirmed he was dead at the time of the procedure?"

Mortician: "Well he was certainly dead by the time I finished with him."

Ever hate someone so much that you wanted to cut out their heart and preserve it in salt, but you didn't want to buy your own salt, so you used someone else's?

Salt has some occult symbolism. You may be looking for a witch.

You may also be looking for an incredibly stupid police officer who thinks he can tell the difference between a dried human heart, a dried pig heart, and a random lump of meat.

“Additional DNA testing will be performed to try to determine its origin.” … me thinking the origin is obv the human chest it came out of.

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