Submitted by Canis_Familiaris t3_znmpf0 in nottheonion
CosineDanger t1_j0p4cmp wrote
Ever hate someone so much that you wanted to cut out their heart and preserve it in salt, but you didn't want to buy your own salt, so you used someone else's?
Salt has some occult symbolism. You may be looking for a witch.
You may also be looking for an incredibly stupid police officer who thinks he can tell the difference between a dried human heart, a dried pig heart, and a random lump of meat.
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