Ever since hearing about the man that threw an alligator into the drive thru window of like a Wendy’s that’s all I can imagine. Alligators everywhere…

Picture this, you’re walking down the street, it’s hot and humid and all your want is to get to the store to get a drink. Out of nowhere a car comes careening towards you. Then it hits the building, “Ah crap, not again” you think as you film it instead of running away because, you know, you are Florida Man.

💥BOOM!💥Alligators flying everywhere amidst a glittering explosion with fireworks. Projectile alligators and colorful explosives fill the air. It’s the most Florida thing you’ve ever seen so you pull out your flag, and wave it with pride. The alligators finally stop raining down. The show is over. You walk a few feet and grab an alligator say “damn that was crazy”, then head to the store for your drink. When you get home you show your friends the video of it. You take a sip from your drink, pat the alligator sitting on the couch next to you. “It was like Sharknado, but with gators and explosives!” It was truly a good day