junction182736 t1_j03eufq wrote
Woman: Hey you...you want a Rolex for $100?
Me: Sure! Let me take a look
Woman: *reaches in pants
Me: *backs away into a run
SuperSaiyanSkeletor t1_j05d6w6 wrote
Holy fuck my sides hurt. Also happy cake day
[deleted] t1_j03snmb wrote
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