'Silly' is s'more like it.

Bruh gonna get a lava god curse that way

That sounds awesome. Any video of a marshmallow burning up in lava?

So the lava god doesn’t want s’mores? What kinda god are they? Why should I worship a being that doesn’t like s’mores?

I know I should not laugh at this, but it is still funny.

Not to be worshipped to be F E A R E D

The fury of Pele

Pretty sure lava will quickly turn any organic matter to steam and carbon dioxide. Any creature falling in will likely be converted in seconds. Environmental impact is miniscule. May be considered disrespectful if you believe one is throwing trash at a god.

Not just any god. It is Pele. The greatest football god ever

It started more as roasting the mashmallows over the lava in order to eat them, now they are just wastefully just tossing them in for no real reason.

She prefers gin

I say let this play out and solve itself naturally.

Ten bucks on the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Oh......no?

Of all the gods, this one needs less help defending honor.

Have you priced a bag of virgins?

“futból”

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Makes me wonder if the gods/goddesses of the Islands like marshmallows or if they would prefer some other sort of sweet snack.

... has been very very good to me.

you dont have to believe it for it to be disrespectful towards your culture and your home.

Oh, that's right, we're supposed to be throwing virgins! DUH!

You can also do it without it being disrespectful, which requires intention

They've really gone up since covid.

Maybe they'd prefer the mayor. Science tells us we must experiment to be sure.

Perhaps it's a matter of the intention behind the offering. If you're chucking them in just for your own amusement, it is distasteful to the gods. But throwing them in with the intent of the gods enjoying this food, they would approve.

Something I've seen in a lot of stories before, where the idea behind an act is more important to the gods than the act itself.

no it doesnt. the tourist who throws trash in the national park doesnt get a pass because they dont know any better. action > intention

Littering.

Cultural disrespect.

Learn the difference. It may save your life.

Aren't food offerings a traditional way to show respect to gods? I mean marshmallows are a bit far from the definition of "food", but no one eating them seems bothered by this.

if they were respectful they would throw animal and human sacrifices at lava!

Lava, lava (hey) Lava!

Do you mean you can lose your life because of Cultural Disrespect? fuck this Culture then.

Well of course you can. In lots of places they'll murder you for it.

There's a difference between a steak dinner on a plate versus rice and beans thrown at you.

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it was a rhetorical question.

Not sure I would want to eat something that was cooking over molten heavy metals and gases.... pretty sure it would be toxic.

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That being said the 'outrage' is hilarious.

One makes good wedding confetti the other for a good reception dinner?