Submitted by PearlA2 t3_zfjiad in nottheonion
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Gh0stMan0nThird t1_izd8tyv wrote
What she said doesn't really make sense.
He was getting tried for assault. You don't have a right to assault someone.
Befuddled_Cultist t1_izdb1ug wrote
The first charges were public intimidation from making threats against jews. The suspect in this case claims it is protected speech. This is more or less her response to that, not the officer he later assaulted.
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Havokpwns t1_izcaprt wrote
A POS does a POS thing while on trial for another POS thing. Got it.
TheBigSalami t1_izd72av wrote
My favorite part of this is that the mooner’s attorney’s name is Duane Johnson
OnlyHunan t1_izcbbsc wrote
At least he's prepared.
kirby34 t1_izcrrko wrote
Sounds like a pretty wise and safe idea to keep him out of society for awhile.
DraggoVindictus t1_izeoyc2 wrote
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
QuestionableAI t1_izezm98 wrote
Some folks just gotta play for broke.
TheDivaDanielle t1_izfynar wrote
The thing I hate the most about humans as a whole is racism.
DrugsArentAlwaysBad t1_izc6oye wrote
That’s a pretty fair reaction to give when you hear you’re going to spend the next couple years in prison
disillusionedchaos t1_izdo2am wrote
Im sure they'll help him stretch it wide.
DrugsArentAlwaysBad t1_izf1a4h wrote
The judge?
Hadren-Blackwater t1_j14s3zw wrote
The judge could increase your sentence but otherwise I too would tell the judge what I think about them and their court if they find me guilty.
DrugsArentAlwaysBad t1_j1581ka wrote
Fo
soldforaspaceship t1_izc9xvr wrote
Can I just say more people need to hear what the judge said:
"We don't get to say and do whatever we want to say without the consequences of those actions. And so that's where your client finds himself today. He exercised his rights, I'm exercising my right to give him a consequence for that. Nothing that any of us do in this life is without consequence."
Also, guy seems like a peach. I laughed when even his lawyer admitted that maybe a mental health evaluation wouldn't be a bad idea...