Submitted by Great__Jaggi t3_zaxnv2 in nottheonion
Pilk is real
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Great__Jaggi OP t1_iyo53xf wrote
I don't even want to take your word for it
bowlofjello t1_iyo5472 wrote
Pilk!
lifeaintsocool t1_iyo56fk wrote
Wouldn't that be essentially an Italian soda? People drink those all the time in the US. Soda water, flavoring and cream. Doesn't seem unusual to me tbh.
truncheon88 t1_iyo5ox2 wrote
Laverne DeFazio approves
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ReginaldSP t1_iyo76gd wrote
I want a pony. That ain't happening either.
likelyjudgingyou t1_iyo7a6e wrote
No, Pepsi wants to go viral this holiday season.
likelyjudgingyou t1_iyo7hrn wrote
I've never had an Italian soda with cream in it. Is this a regional thing?
erockem t1_iyo80h9 wrote
Exactly. This was my great aunt’s favorite treat in the 80s.
QuestionableAI t1_iyo85kx wrote
What are they whining about now?
Raiden115X t1_iyo89ke wrote
Pepsilk
MadMadBunny t1_iyo8w8z wrote
r/YouNeedJesus
Due-Enthusiasm-1802 t1_iyoav6m wrote
The ones hating this idea are probably the ones that drink egg nog. Don't knock it until you tried it. It's much better than you think.
byndrsn t1_iyob5l9 wrote
> The ones hating this idea
probably are too young to know it's been a thing for decades.
NicNoletree t1_iyobrfh wrote
But I bet if you said "you can get a good buzz by mixing coca-cola and tide pods" we'd have a bunch of volunteer testers.
end_of_time_squid t1_iyoc7nh wrote
Someone fire Pepsi's marketing director
lifeaintsocool t1_iyoccjd wrote
To my understanding they generally have either heavy cream or half and half mixed in but it sounds like there must be some recipe differences out there.
monkeyclawattack t1_iyod73y wrote
It makes your teeth numb!
ohgeebus_notagain t1_iyofpzw wrote
How is this even questionable?
It's been a thing for decades
Dr Pepper and Pepsi both have flavors that mimic this; Dr Pepper Cream Soda and Pepsi Soda Shop
OGhumanwerewolf t1_iyoknl4 wrote
I prefer my pilk with vodka and kahlua
Xbalanque_ t1_iyook5t wrote
Laverne did.
HalogenReddit t1_iyopw7d wrote
i got the red hot cherry bull pilk
KaisarDragon t1_iyoukll wrote
If I need to vomit, I'll stick to ipecac, thanks.
Wiley_Applebottom t1_iyp4s84 wrote
It is just what is left in a root beer float once all the ice cream is gone.
rsrook t1_iyp5gr3 wrote
We always had those with cream where I grew up too.
rsrook t1_iyp5luy wrote
Just don't mix it with orange juice.
... I was 12 and that flavor still haunts my dreams.
REO_Speed_Dragon t1_iyp5y9b wrote
Add vodka and ya got a Colorado Bulldog :)
Hair-Extra t1_iyp86na wrote
I hate everything about this pepsi milk bullshit all of a sudden, next thing ya know it's gonna have an only fans page looking to buy an 800,000 dollar home on a TV show looking for more milk money
Korean_Sandwich t1_iyq1ue1 wrote
I did this as a kid. its awful
ImdaPrincesse2 t1_iyq6qyb wrote
😂 😂 😂
ImdaPrincesse2 t1_iyq6sk4 wrote
That's fine.
dannoGB68 t1_iyqwjld wrote
AssociateJaded3931 t1_iys6xi1 wrote
Good thing I don't gaf what Pepsi wants.
OrganicPrinciple130 t1_iyshjf8 wrote
Nope!
redditaccount71987 t1_iyw0pzh wrote
I may try this as lactose intolerance is not an allergy.
Deyln t1_iyzo04o wrote
Cheap only fans.
MustardOrMayo404 t1_iz2mat4 wrote
This really reminds me of that 'Coke milk' meme.
Large-Garden4833 t1_iz3tqt6 wrote
So accurate
Crooked_Cock t1_izg65vc wrote
Fuck no
Kickstand8604 t1_j0dnisg wrote
Pepsi must be desperate for money if they're doing shit like this
ImdaPrincesse2 t1_iyo4y34 wrote
7 Up and milk is yummy