Submitted by PichuLovy t3_zawoqz in nottheonion
bronkscottema t1_iynzhz7 wrote
Td:lr he drank too much.
NotQuiteGoodEnougher t1_iyo4p54 wrote
Or, TBH he was suicidal, hit the water and changed his mind. Treaded water for 15 hours, and thought he'd rather not divulge the 'reason'.
Of which I totally respect. I just hope he gets some mental health treatment if necessary.
DirtyReseller t1_iyo5sfz wrote
Or drugged, I was thinking that could also make sense
therealdannyking t1_iyo7n8p wrote
So far we have drunk, suicidal, and drugged. I'll add forcibly thrown overboard to the bingo card.
DirtyReseller t1_iyo7wwa wrote
Ooo nice. How about he was drunk, drank a spiked drink, contemplated suicide, but ultimately was pushed off the ledge after having second thoughts.
you_bastid t1_iyp45yx wrote
Do people get drugged often on cruises? I feel like in a closed environment like that it would be fairly easy to find the culprit.
DirtyReseller t1_iyp4kno wrote
I have no idea, it’s basically a mini city with everyone partying, so I assume it happens sometimes
microm3gas t1_iypkk2g wrote
You go through typical airport security. So could be smuggled I guess, but would think chances are low.
you_bastid t1_iypnvxn wrote
I’m not talking about getting it in, that’s easy. But when you’re in a sealed environment with a certain amount of bars and there’s a traceable history of people getting sick it wouldn’t be too hard to find the source.
Couldbehuman t1_iyo6mly wrote
>Td:lr
Too didn't, long read
SemanticSyllepsis t1_iyonuel wrote
Too Drunk, Leaned over Railing
FaagenDazs t1_iyo6c3g wrote
His sister said he wasn't inebriated and he didn't remember leaving to go use the restroom. Sounds like he was drugged to me
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daveattellyouwhat t1_iyohwa0 wrote
Its TLDR dumbass.
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