Submitted by discogeek t3_zas0k9 in nottheonion
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morenewsat11 t1_iyndxwz wrote
>According to police, the steering column had prior damage that apparently allowed the pooch to accidentally place the truck in drive. The leash the dog was wearing is also believed to have gotten caught on the emergency brake, releasing it.
DownvoteDaemon t1_iynlaw1 wrote
What da dog doin?
lasirenmoon t1_iynphq4 wrote
Florida Man now Texas Dog
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_iyoh7ao wrote
11/10, he's a good boy Brent.
nonsensepoem t1_iyomnko wrote
Toonces, no!
SomebodyInNevada t1_iyoxqde wrote
I'm really confused here. I've never seen an automatic with a shifter on the column and bumping a manual into drive wouldn't happen.
BruisedPurple t1_iyy1ain wrote
My family dog manages to pop our car into neutral once. This was back in the 70s. We knew he would gnaw on the gearshift occasionally because of tooth marks. My mom parked the car on a slight incline. Went into the pharmacy to get her prescription and came back to find the car missing. It was at the bottom of the parking lot in a ditch. Thank God no injuries or damage. The dog was in the back physically farthest away from the steering column as he could get and when he saw her he somehow managed to wag only the last three inches of his tail. It was a total I fucked up move
Trisket42 t1_iyn9379 wrote
he saw “the suspect barreling down on him,”
hahahahahhaha