Submitted by morenewsat11 t3_zaoana in nottheonion
CitizenCobalt t1_iyn3hzr wrote
This sounds like a job for weasels. 'Somewhat bloodthirsty' is right up their alley.
Of course, then New York would have the weasels to deal with, but cross that bridge when you come to it, I guess.
terrycloth3 t1_iynuqjw wrote
And thus Weasel Stomping Day is born.
themcryt t1_iyo2jm1 wrote
I just listened to that yesterday for the first time in probably a decade.
micmac274 t1_iyogm3t wrote
Put your viking helmet on, spread that mayonnaise on the lawn...
TacoCommand t1_iypokn4 wrote
Is this a song? Because I don't want to search for that in my YouTube history lmaooooo
Anybody got a link?
CarissaSkyWarrior t1_iyqritb wrote
Here you go!
It's a segment that was a part of the adult animated comedy show "Robot Chicken". The song is sung by the one and only "Weird" Al Yankovic.
fan_go_round t1_iynw2rf wrote
Reminds me of the mink man on youtube, minks would probably do a pretty good job too.
paxrom2 t1_iyodji4 wrote
Mink man did a walk about with minks and terriers in Washington DC allies. Also stray cats do a good job.
flyingtrucky t1_iynx4c8 wrote
If they want to get rid of the rats they just have to introduce owls. If the owls don't simply die during the winter you can hire owl exterminators.
CitizenCobalt t1_iyocc8b wrote
I was thinking Owls and Hawks at first, but weasels would probably have an easier time navigating the tight spaces in New York. But if they're willing to let the birds build their nests for once, I'm all for hawks and owls.
Siyuen_Tea t1_iynqt3c wrote
They wouldn't survive the poison in the rats blood or even the noise of the train.
DidntHaveToUseMyAK t1_iyo0jom wrote
Some serious old lady who swallowed a fly vibes.
"First she swallowed a weasel to eat the rat, she swallowed an Owl to eat the weasel" repeat ad nauseum.
micmac274 t1_iyogqnc wrote
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse... It was uploaded to a porn site other than Pornhub.
Humble-Dragonfly-321 t1_iyorxlp wrote
They already have Guiliani.
CitizenCobalt t1_iyt9veb wrote
Excellent. Let’s make an army of mini-Guilianis. They have to be small enough to follow the rats hard-to-reach spots.
Humble-Dragonfly-321 t1_iytqswt wrote
Breed Guiliani with small people? Small people have standards and dignity. I can't see even the noble rodent wanting to mix their DNA with Guiliani.
Radix2309 t1_iyo2j2q wrote
New York does have a lot of bridges to cross, so they should be good at crossing that one.
Kevjamwal t1_iyo9jpq wrote
The mustelids will rise
Verified_ElonMusk t1_iypbjt1 wrote
Why not just release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the rats.
i_do_too_ t1_iypd4or wrote
Can we train and deploy small drones that would kill these rats? 🤔
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