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[deleted] t1_iyf2w1h wrote

Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

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ZXSpectrumMainframe t1_iyf86zx wrote

Why are you the only person to make this comment?

It’s the obvious joke.

Come on people, get a grip!

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[deleted] t1_iyfbtv5 wrote

>“There are no get out of jail free cards in life, and we put the cuffs on him and took him to jail,” Officer Danny Bean said.

The cops were obviously in on the joke too!

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HurinofLammoth t1_iyf1o4e wrote

I mean, we’ve all been there man, but maybe just throw the board in the air next time.

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timespassing_ t1_iyf1m18 wrote

I thought it was Clue that came with a revolver…

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BillTowne t1_iyf7y20 wrote

It 8s clearly the monopoly game that is a problem. We need a law requiring all Monopoly players to be armed to protect themselves.

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Occasional-Mermaid t1_iyf3e5m wrote

What off brand cop procedural writer is giving ole Bean his script??

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texasslapshot t1_iyf6b1e wrote

He really really really wanted to be shoe player piece.

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sanjsrik t1_iyf9q54 wrote

Why was the monopoly game allowed to drink?

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230flathead t1_iyfbjrg wrote

Nah, that's pretty par for the course in this state.

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DaveOJ12 t1_iyfcvyf wrote

I remember seeing this the last time it was posted.

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morenewsat11 t1_iyf37z0 wrote

> Police were told after Armstrong was cut in the face, some family members encouraged the men to go outside to cool off and walk off their hard feelings. That’s when Bean said Armstrong took out a gun and fired a shot near East 4th Place and South 91st East Avenue.

Man takes a walk with some family members after a fight and reportedly fired the gun at the ground. Oniony and misleading headline, few onions in the story.

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