Submitted by DelectPierro t3_z1mh79 in nottheonion
BasedWinduXII t1_ixbxap6 wrote
SOMEBODY SNUCK IN A PICTURE OF JOHNNY SINS ππππ
That man will live forever and itβs oddly enough not gonna be for the damn porn lmao
Nazamroth t1_ixcmjxc wrote
Well yeah, man is a legend. Doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher. Is there anything he hasn't done?
adsfew t1_ixco3fv wrote
The Cleveland steamer?
ripyourlungsdave t1_ixcse91 wrote
RuneScaper.
PhilipTheNickel t1_ixgob5z wrote
Any pounders in the chat?
jdcodring t1_ixcsbrf wrote
Be a master Jedi?
Matt463789 t1_ixd6fu4 wrote
He's on the council, but was not granted the rank of master.
czs5056 t1_ixd9q3g wrote
That's outrageous! How can you be on the council and NOT be a master!?
Matt463789 t1_ixd9vye wrote
It's not a story that a Jedi would tell you
Painting_Agency t1_ixdfyxw wrote
No, because it makes them look like a bunch of telekinetic bellends.
Montgunnery t1_ixf4hcq wrote
With his flesh colored light saber
Truckerontherun t1_ixdgpnp wrote
Helped the Vikings win a football game
VinylmationDude t1_ixdn9kg wrote
Twitch streamer?
Redoran_simp t1_ixg4rqq wrote
Be my dad π₯
WarLawck t1_ixg5cv2 wrote
Should've played Lex Luthor in the DCEU. I dont care what anybody says
brobeanzhitler t1_ixeteoq wrote
He is a HUGE fan
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