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Chard069 t1_ixanpes wrote

Aren't beds more comfortable than altars? Asking for a friend. ;)

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charlie2135 t1_ixb6zz8 wrote

But the altar is more comfortable than hanging from the cross. (Sorry, I'm a recovering catholic)

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ThroatWMangrove t1_ixbgjss wrote

I don’t see what being addicted to cats has to do with any of this

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Nevermore64 t1_ixcqtq1 wrote

I can’t believe I’ve made it 31 years and never heard this joke.

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SweatyTax4669 t1_ixcx5hj wrote

39 years, and I just associated it when I just now saw Cat-
-holic

because of a weird window size.

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Chard069 t1_iyc4k3s wrote

So you aren't familiar with cat-lickers? Sad.

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Chard069 t1_iyc4ige wrote

Fornication upon an altar is likely more comfortable than focking whilst upright on a cross. Just an observation. ;)

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3-Ball t1_ixcxw3w wrote

Fucking on an alter was so the priest could say, "Who's god now, baby?"

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