Submitted by WREGnewschannel3 t3_z0eowe in nottheonion
pregnantseahorsedad t1_ix6vskf wrote
Reply to comment by xantxant in Jack Daniel’s asks Supreme Court to hear dog toy dispute. Will they bite? by WREGnewschannel3
This one got me:
"And she said it has “broad and dangerous consequences,” pointing to
children who were hospitalized after eating marijuana-infused products
that mimicked candy packaging."
You really think that the dog is gonna accidentally get drunk off your whiskey?
nj0tr t1_ix75fng wrote
> the dog is gonna accidentally get drunk off your whiskey?
no, but vet bills (and 'emotional trauma') for someone's beloved dog accidentally biting into real JD bottle can well be a basis for a civil claim
DoctorGreyscale t1_ix7iqoh wrote
What vet bills? Are you trying to imply that a dog would break its teeth or shatter the bottle? If a dog bit into a glass bottle they'd definitely be able to tell the difference.
IndianKiwi t1_ixafpec wrote
Better take away the gun shaped stuffy also. Just incase they go after a real gun
pregnantseahorsedad t1_ixaqhnj wrote
Dogs wouldn't confuse the scent of the plastic with the scent of the glass/paper. Plastic is really stinky to the dogs... Especially if they like the toy, it'll probably smell like cortisol from their saliva the last time they played with it.
DrDroid t1_ix9o6m1 wrote
That would be literally the dumbest dog in history if it did that.
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