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Here2Derp t1_ix05n12 wrote

Have they tried shooting it?

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conqu3r t1_ix1913d wrote

Resisting

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rounder55 t1_ix70rj1 wrote

If you put your ear close to the sinkhole you'll hear it the sinkh telling the department to stop resisting

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AncientBellybutton t1_ix4ldjs wrote

Just tell the sinkhole that they have Qualified Immunity and are therefore immune from real-world consequences!

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DisconnectedDays t1_iwzwqv5 wrote

Someone really meant it when they told the cops to go to hell

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Infynis t1_ix0dlil wrote

We can call it the Donut Hole

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FeistyAgency9994 t1_ix14ay8 wrote

In the immortal words of NWA

"Fuck the police comin straight from the underground"

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zwaaa t1_iwzs0hv wrote

Even God wants to defund the police.

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deadsix6 t1_ix0mjzf wrote

God saying fuck it Ill do it myself.

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gemstun t1_ix0mncn wrote

If you can’t defund it, sink it.

/s

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chubberbrother t1_ix1dhmb wrote

If a hurricane means God hates gays, what's a sinkhole mean?

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MoobooMagoo t1_ix1efns wrote

Statistically it must mean God hates wife beaters, but I doubt the church will see it that way.

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tinyNorman t1_ix0059s wrote

Mmmm! Tasty! says the sinkhole.

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Xalvayne t1_ix134bo wrote

Even the planet has had enough with these corrupt pigs shit

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howard416 t1_ix1pukn wrote

God works in mysterious ways

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jordantask t1_ix07wgp wrote

Let’s see where this rabbit hole goes!

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zeolus123 t1_ix1ejo0 wrote

Right, so a net benefit for the community.

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tehM0nster t1_ix1vdgu wrote

I always thought West Virginia was more supportive of law enforcement.

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mmrrbbee t1_ix1grxu wrote

Bye bye welfare queens

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dmtandcrumpets t1_ix1djwf wrote

and nothing of value will likely be lost.

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NoBeRon79 t1_ix1itba wrote

Mother Earth finally starting to improve West VA. Move on to Joe Manchin’s house next.

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coolluck33 t1_ix0yyom wrote

Karma can be a bitch

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n3lswn t1_ix1gyh7 wrote

God is Great

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MayOrMayNotBePie t1_ix1qanr wrote

This is just a regular news article. How would it belong on The Onion?

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MrAbadeer t1_ix2jyya wrote

I never thought I'd be pro sinkhole, but here we are...

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Moepsii t1_ix31h1l wrote

The wrath of god descents on those who sin or something i don't believe in this stuff. But seems like something Christian would say if this happened to Black people or gays

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CorpFillip t1_ix0sim2 wrote

Hinton was recently in the news; anyone recall?

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aZamaryk t1_ix2gi2e wrote

Good riddance.

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