Submitted by WREGnewschannel3 t3_yzd5wd in nottheonion
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Fetlocks_Glistening t1_iwz83ap wrote
Are we talking a real fancy iPhone power supply, or a war horse?
FishTacoAtTheTurn t1_iwz8s0b wrote
The dude with the camaro and six large is probably not a rocket scientist tbh
come_sing_with_me t1_iwz9g6p wrote
Dodge Charger
Octavious440 t1_iwza9qd wrote
For $84k it better dodge, duck, dip, dive, AND dodge. Damn.
Starlifter4 t1_iwzafag wrote
TIL there's a place called Nutbush.
In Tennessee.
Starlifter4 t1_iwzah4b wrote
Nope. This is not rocket surgery.
CUM__IN__ME__BRO t1_iwzcmoi wrote
Yeah it does all that.
RhinoG91 t1_iwzpsok wrote
I think it DRIVES too
Right-Huckleberry574 t1_iwzs9zt wrote
"teen"
pichael288 t1_iwzsos0 wrote
"Investigators said the 2022 Dodge Charger Scat Pack"
Is it really called a scat pack?
CAPSLOCKCHAMP t1_iwzst47 wrote
Barely. It’s a Charger.
marfatardo t1_ix09153 wrote
Tina Turner has a song about it.
GetlostMaps t1_ix0d94o wrote
Sounds shit to me.
Helphaer t1_ix0kcds wrote
It better do it without a pilot!
Crumbdizzle t1_ix0zfh6 wrote
I think Bob Seager has a cover of that song.
Cetun t1_ix1kqu5 wrote
My local bus system is "Space Coast Area Transit" or SCAT for short.
Atomaardappel t1_ix1q3jz wrote
84k for a Dodge charger?!?
pichael288 t1_ix1wmr2 wrote
Space coast ghost to ghost
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johncandyspolkaband t1_iwz7x8s wrote
Mastermind at work here.