Submitted by Flankerooski719 t3_yz252t in nottheonion
morenewsat11 t1_iwxoy3x wrote
> So, the former Stanford-educated linebacker made the smart decision and chose full-time Pokémon trading rather than taking on 400-pound lineman every Sunday.
Smart man. Time better spent with his young family and taking care of his mental/physical wellbeing.
CoralPilkington t1_iwxpdbe wrote
Don't want to end up like Herschel...
throwawayyourfun t1_iwxv8fk wrote
CTE is real.
Cynykl t1_iwyc8ls wrote
Oh sure CTE might be real but what is your opinion on werewolves and vampires. That is what the public really wants to know.
Edit: I am gonna leave this here even though after posting it I noticed a bunch of people saying the same thing. This post will remind me to scroll before I type.
The_Aviansie t1_ix0yzwk wrote
The canonically correct answer is #TeamEdward. Poor Jacob never had a chance and anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.
throwawayyourfun t1_ix1tref wrote
Whoever these people are.
bad-autocorrect-bot t1_ix34rg6 wrote
Contrarians, mostly
mrm00r3 t1_iwxrnai wrote
Idk man, werewolves are pretty cool
BillyFNbones710 t1_iwxzaec wrote
He's a vampire. He wants to be a werewolf
Jace_Te_Ace t1_iwy2ald wrote
I think Herschel started that way.
whatproblems t1_iwzc7iw wrote
pokémon card trading lots of money in that tcg for some reason
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