Submitted by MorganRose99 t3_yyvqnd in nottheonion
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anoziraguy9687 t1_iwwkuew wrote
Hey guys, guess what? He is a Republican!
Something something "party of law and order" something something "defending religious freedom..."
There is something truly disturbing with those in the GOP from national politics all the way down. Ffs, we're so fucked.
Rental_Car t1_iwwm9d3 wrote
Does anybody even need to wait to find out whether it was a Republican or democrat? Like that guy who was caught masturbating outside that school? I mean you basically automatically know it's a GOP pervert without even looking
MaleficentPi t1_iwwmwcm wrote
To.
His.
MOTHER
vineyardmike t1_iwwnrav wrote
Pretty soon you'll be required to have a criminal record to be a gop candidate.
open_door_policy t1_iwwoj13 wrote
Next Thursday's gonna be reeeeeaaaaal awkward around the dinner table.
AdministrationDry507 t1_iwwp1uw wrote
Probably wanted to be elected so He wouldn't get arrested
vectorized t1_iwws564 wrote
Guys, did you read the whole news article. WTF is this shit: A Republican candidate for the state Senate in neighboring District 26 was arrested in the days before the election, as well. The candidate, Joel Koskan, was charged with child abuse Nov. 3, court records show. Im somewhat not surprised because they're Republican but goddamn these people are disgusting.
MelancholyMushroom t1_iwwtjbg wrote
I’m going to assume it’s so they have dirt on you and can push you around like a puppet to keep you in line to do bullshit things for their agenda.
According-Classic658 t1_iwwuigx wrote
What would he have done if he won?
MaleficentPi t1_iwwunt2 wrote
I mean I’d be like “well. He gets dinner in jail, doesn’t he?”
brianishere2 t1_iwwv0wp wrote
In other words, if he succeeded in the election, he probably wouldn't get arrested and charged. They wanted to see if he would be elected as a Republican first.
Stupid_Guitar t1_iwwvo6h wrote
Let me guess, Republican?
::checks article::
Yep. These animals are nothing if not utterly predictable.
Flash635 t1_iwx8w3x wrote
This is the reason the GOP propaganda bots invented the Creepy Joe meme.
danteheehaw t1_iwxevqt wrote
If you can't rape people as a politician, the women and children too, then why exactly would you even run for office? We can't take away the incentives of running for office because that would make it to where only people with morals run for office!
0110010001100010 t1_iwxh82w wrote
>We Are All Domestic Terrorists.
-CPAC 2022
110397 t1_iwxkpvl wrote
The lose part or the… other part?
someguysomewhere81 t1_iwxlbfe wrote
Not just any school, mind you. A preschool.
NessyComeHome t1_iwxp5rd wrote
Because he was stressed.
Some people have a drink. Some a smoke. Some yell, some vent...
Who tf would try to use "stress" as an excuse for jerking off outside a preschool?
whatproblems t1_iwxrz93 wrote
pat on the back?
Aggravating_Poet_675 t1_iwxujwf wrote
The party of family values.
Primordial_Stump t1_iwxvw2i wrote
I’m sure the other christians will back them up on this
NAGDABBITALL t1_iwxw914 wrote
Rape gets a fine and no jail time?
Guy_Mckendrick t1_iwxytyg wrote
Erm…. Probably shoulda specified which part of the headline was related to his mum lmao
vineyardmike t1_iwxz2al wrote
I think Republicans just like rape
WessizleTheKnizzle t1_iwxzep3 wrote
Keep in mind, this was a republican candidate, further cementing the idea republicans don't know what consent is.
ICumInThee t1_iwy0opu wrote
Oh mother of rapist!!!
RiotForChange t1_iwy6bj5 wrote
He needed to say something when asked the why are you doing that question. Can you think of a good excuse for jerking off there? I for sure cannot
KittenKoder t1_iwya7u1 wrote
It's easy to break the law if you're wealthy.
drewbopalous t1_iwyhjzd wrote
That's why they're so anti-woke. They like their victims to be sleeping.
SlothInATrenchCoat t1_iwyiyfw wrote
Oh, I wonder what party the guy who raped his mother is apart of. Wonder if it's the party that wants rape victims to be forced to carry his child....
*edit. He lost to his mother. The rape victim was not his mother.
CardboardTerror t1_iwyjad5 wrote
His plea deal will save him from that it seems. Probably already bailed out too
MCKtheMan t1_iwyk4zx wrote
Forreal! When I say my jaw dropped……
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jordantask t1_iwz1omh wrote
For a second there I thought it was the rape charge you were talking about.
😳
kawkz440 t1_iwz28pe wrote
"May, a Republican, came in fourth in a four-person race for two District 27 House seats. One of the two winners was his mother, Republican state Rep. Liz May.
A Republican candidate for the state Senate in neighboring District 26 was arrested in the days before the election, as well. The candidate, Joel Koskan, was charged with child abuse Nov. 3, court records show."
Republicans raping women and abusing children? No way, they believe in God and the rule of law, they'd never do that.
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micharala t1_iwz50dz wrote
The article does say a Republican candidate in a neighboring district was arrested for child abuse, so yeah.
micharala t1_iwz59bb wrote
That’s what they mean by Freeeeedommm!! The party of law & order, where law & order only applies to those other people.
stevemcnugget t1_iwza9zh wrote
It's always a Republican.
Ohrwurm89 t1_iwzorok wrote
>A Republican candidate for the state Senate in neighboring District 26 was arrested in the days before the election, as well. The candidate, Joel Koskan, was charged with child abuse Nov. 3, court records show.
Rape and child abuse, the modern GOP platform in a nutshell.
Skyavanger t1_ix00kfb wrote
He didnt rape his mother, he lost to his mother in the election
Inconceivable-2020 t1_ix00ou9 wrote
The fact that they waited until they knew if he won is disturbing. Were they going to let him go if he won?
Orion-AK t1_ix08she wrote
3 hots and a cot
timojenbin t1_ix0dxjp wrote
Gotten away with it.
robuttocks t1_ix0e33y wrote
Satire is dead.
timojenbin t1_ix0eik9 wrote
>No way, they believe in God and the rule of law, they'd never do that.
"Used to be, you could beat your kid and everyone called it good parenting. Used to be, you could have sex with a loose woman and no one would care. That's why we want to make america great again." -- GOP voter saying the quiet part out loud.
Guntcher1423 t1_ix0f1pf wrote
He's GOP? I thought they made rape legal for conservatives.
420B1scu1ts t1_ix0si2w wrote
Of the 4 people running as Republicans in that race 2 of them were arrested one for rape and one for child abuse
Crooked_Cock t1_ix2j9oh wrote
How much you wanna bet he wouldn’t have been charged if he won the election?
Infernalism t1_iwwjwj0 wrote
>Bud Marty May, 37, lost the race against his mother.
I'm dead, bury me.