Submitted by m50d t3_yyv5b5 in nottheonion
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Fetlocks_Glistening t1_iwwr2gc wrote
"You what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"
ShadowDragon8685 t1_iwxh3ll wrote
Does a fistfight count as a duel?
I'm not saying it shouldn't be prosecuted, because, WTF, but when I saw the combination of "teen girls" "japan" and "duel" I was thinking that this fucknugglet turdburgler was somehow coercing two kids to fight each other with swords.
I am profoundly glad to hear that was not the case, don't get me wrong, but I think "dueling" is a bit... Dramatic a word to apply to a fistfight.
AnotherStatsGuy t1_iwyhrsy wrote
Would have been funny if they were playing Yugioh.
hwandangogi t1_iwyej0b wrote
I think that some of the meaning got lost during the translation from Japanese to English
Pirate_Ben t1_iwz4ml2 wrote
I know nothing about the Japanese legal system.
However I believe duel is correctly used in the English meaning of the word. The two met at an agreed time and place to resolve their dispute with fisticuffs. This was not a spontaneous bar room tussle.
GandalftheFright t1_iwwgze2 wrote
It goes against every moral fiber of my being but…it’s good for business, no?
Crapital_Prunishment t1_iwwjeum wrote
Straight to the shadow realm.
bedrooms-ds t1_iwwmd8a wrote
In my town in Japan stupid men still do duels to resolve trivial conflicts... A friend was visited by a man because a grade schooler in the friend's town punched another in the visitor's. Smh...
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mba-anon-posting t1_iwyf58s wrote
The first rule of uwu club is we do not talk about uwu club
Dmoe33 t1_iwxqmpx wrote
Time to bust out the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, knew these would come in handy eventually.
Premislaus t1_iwxlr4z wrote
I played that Yakuza minigame
Smells_like_Autumn t1_iwyu3ll wrote
So, anime version when?
Nihilamealienum t1_ix17uwm wrote
Did anyone else click the link and see an ad recommending that they "explore two sides of japan"?
Pyrothecat t1_ix2w193 wrote
You got beyblade, yugioh and other games. Why duel with fists?
peensteen t1_iwx2du9 wrote
The easiest solution would have been to advertise the bar on 4chan/a, then watch as the weebs fly over en masse. Then the game is on as they crawl over each other to whiteknight their chosen waifu, out niceguy each other, and generally cause the owner to shut down voluntarily due to the stench of unwashed chubby caucasians.
thecarbonkid t1_iwwg0qt wrote
This is how Battle Royales get started