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catala_emprenyat t1_iws0t1q wrote
"I'm a billionaire, yes. But I would give it all for just a little bit more."
WFStarbuck t1_iwtn3cz wrote
It includes his check which he tolerates.
Nop277 t1_iwu2iga wrote
He has included it with the rest of his money.
Illustrious-Home-464 t1_iwt7w1y wrote
David Beckham is facing further criticism for his role as an ambassador for Qatar after claiming the World Cup would be a platform for progress, inclusivity and tolerance.
skeleton_skunk t1_iwubrdh wrote
You could say it moved me TO A BIGGER HOUSE
KamikazeKitten916 t1_iwvip9z wrote
Heyyo!
omally_360 t1_iws2jxj wrote
Yes, and you would do the same if you were in his shoes.
Shaquandala t1_iwss8tr wrote
Would I give it up for alot of money? Yes, would I when I already have a billion? No I already have a shit ton of money
Viper_JB t1_iwuogzt wrote
I mean if you were uneducated and spent most of the formative years of your life with a bunch of other sweaty men in locker rooms then...maybe I guess.
squirt619 t1_iws6ax9 wrote
nope.
omally_360 t1_iwsdxgt wrote
Sure you wouldn’t.
Magic_Man_Boobs t1_iwsvy1i wrote
Just because enough money would make you compromise your morals doesn't mean everyone is as weak willed as you are.
Klaus0225 t1_iwtaghf wrote
If I were in his shoes? Absolutely not. I’d already have more than enough to last my family generations. Would not be worth the compromise. If I were in my current shoes somehow getting this offer? Absolutely yes.
Nop277 t1_iwu2yi0 wrote
If I were in my current shoes I would deffintely take the money knowing I'm taking 150 million dollars to be an ambassador which is to them, essentially worthless. I'm pretty sure half the people I have sway over don't even know what or where Qatar is, or have any interest in soccer for that matter.
Hecticfreeze t1_iwshqg3 wrote
Promote slavery and hatred? There's not enough money in the world. I don't think I'm a particularly great person but that is a hard line for me
Klaus0225 t1_iwtajgy wrote
I’d go promote it for 150m. No one knows who I am anyways so it wouldn’t have much of an affect.
Dudelison t1_iwttp9y wrote
I would probably say yes in MY shoes, because I don't have millions of dollars in my shoes, in their shoes you should have the luxury to pass on a couple of million.
goliathfasa t1_iwsyce8 wrote
Folks. Come on. Go easy on the guy.
All they’re saying is that if they were offered the money, they’d do the same.
omally_360 t1_iwuictc wrote
Yes, that’s all I am saying, although I probably said it in a rather cross way. Do I support A World Cup in Qatar? Absolutely a million times NO.
But for 150 million I could probably say, which may or may not be true (hopefully the former), that hosting there perhaps will progress the country at least a little bit.
That is the hope anyway. That this World Cup opens the regimes eyes.
I just think it’s unlikely that the majority of average reddit user would just turn down that kind of money for basicslly minimum work.
But good for them, I have to add.
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Daikataro t1_iwt7il9 wrote
I think he's rich enough that 150 millions is not worth it...
JohnHolts_Huge_Rasta t1_iwuwmzb wrote
Well i would not if i had billion worth of wealth already. But sucking Qatars cock seems to be something he enjoys
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BeepBeepWhistle t1_iwrmsgs wrote
Roses are red, violets are blue.. pay me enough cash and I’ll sell my soul too..
HendoJay t1_iwrswyg wrote
I'll be honest, for that kind of money I think I would do it too.
He probably doesn't need the cash though.
go_comatose_for_me t1_iwrvbim wrote
That's the thing. You or I would probably momentarily ignore our values for life changing money. But these guys don't have that excuse.
Frowdo t1_iwsily5 wrote
Assuming they didn't get to where they are by ignoring principles in the first place.
Darzok t1_iwutd3u wrote
I hate to say it but for 150m i would say that total bs as well knowing it was a lie. That been said once the money is mine and there no longer able to do shit i would be open about saying it for the 150m and call them out on the bs.
hairyswampmoose t1_iwuduvm wrote
I would do and spent rest of my life in luxury, but this geezer is already loaded and had no real needs to do it his shit
Berkut22 t1_iwu0oji wrote
People who get to that level of obscene wealth don't see cash as a currency anymore, it's a high score. It's a status symbol.
They treat it like a dragon sitting on it's hoard of gold.
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MansfromDaVinci t1_iwsi648 wrote
"Two decades ago a small group of football lovers from Qatar with nothing but a dream, $335 billion dollars, and a complete disregard for human rights, dared to dream a fantastic dream: that they could bring the greatest football show on earth to their home country and to the Middle East for the very first time"
MansfromDaVinci t1_iwsxzqr wrote
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“And now, 6500 dead labourers later, we are here. Because when dreams, and third world desperation, are harnessed and mixed with dedication, and hard working slaves, they are no longer dreams. They become reality."
agoia t1_iwt9mng wrote
"We welcome everyone to our lush and inviting land! ...that definitely is not so inherently hostile that we had to move the whole event so that spectators and competitors would not die like the brave workers who built the magnificent stadiums.
FlatSpinMan t1_iwtxwhw wrote
Truly inspiring. Would you come to my school to address the students?
MansfromDaVinci t1_iwuat70 wrote
Sure! My passion is inspiring young minds! 150,000 flat fee, if there are questions afterwards it's another 10,000 per question.
FlatSpinMan t1_iwubbb5 wrote
I assume those numbers are fatalities, right?
boozegremlin t1_iwrpv1j wrote
Bend it (the truth) like Beckham
MansfromDaVinci t1_iwshlkd wrote
Bumlick like Beckham
slimpig22 t1_iwsom2t wrote
Ooh I wouldn't risk that in Qatar!
user2021883 t1_iwuwgin wrote
It’s ok if you do it in the VIP box
LadyofTheGreyPath t1_iwx28sj wrote
Only rich tycoons or politicians though.
caniseetheboozemenu t1_iwrmakm wrote
wanker
somegurl408 t1_iwssydd wrote
This is the best answer.
Hizjyayvu t1_iwrnxpi wrote
The things people do for money...
davidmobey t1_iwta1mz wrote
Wait till you check out his anus...
LadyofTheGreyPath t1_iwx29dc wrote
o.o
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QuestionableAI t1_iws5bz4 wrote
Why does every rich dude turn into an utter mouth-breathing baboon? It is just the millions in pays off for that shite? Probably.
Rosebunse t1_iws5qat wrote
He has said that he's a royalist. The guy is rich and in an ivory tower. And maybe even more than that, this is his sport, the thing that gave him his wealth and his family. Plus, he's probably got money invested in this.
CinnamonBlue t1_iwthx9o wrote
At least he didn’t jump the queue.
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mailordermonster t1_iww54v4 wrote
"The secret of a great success for which you are at a loss to account is a crime that has never been found out, because it was properly executed." Balzac
Or to put it more simply - "behind every great fortune lies a great crime"
You don't get to be a multi-millionaire/billionaire by being nice and following the rules. If we actually rewarded people for being a benefit to society then teachers, social workers, etc... would be the rich ones.
QuestionableAI t1_iwwyrqv wrote
I hear you, I do.
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Jingleheimer_smyth t1_iwrn013 wrote
How much was he paid to say that
Important_Muffin_212 t1_iwrnvyt wrote
As above…. Apparently they paid him £150M to be the face of the World Cup. The bloke will do anything for phat money!
ddt70 t1_iwrqdfg wrote
So that’s about £1,000 per dead itinerant worker?
Important_Muffin_212 t1_iwrrtyk wrote
Not quite…..
A reported 6500 workers tragically died. Divided by £150,000,000 = £23,076 each. Nice work if you can get it.
ddt70 t1_iwrs1jt wrote
Yes you’re right.
I thought the number was around 15,000…… so even on that basis I was out by a factor of 10.
Back to school for me!
Important_Muffin_212 t1_iwrsl7x wrote
Well, either way, it’s a bent World Cup paid for with suitcases full of cash to a load of greedy old men. Think I’ll give it a swerve.
ddt70 t1_iwrsxik wrote
Yes, me too. I’m sick of everything being reduced to merely a dollar value.
agoia t1_iwt9ubo wrote
I doubt that anyone will ever know the true number of workers that died for WC2022. It's like trying to quantify Russian soldier losses during the invasion of Ukraine.
TucsonTacos t1_iwsklg0 wrote
Wasn’t this the World Cup that was expected to go to England that he campaigned for? Or was that the Russian World Cup?
Sublimed4 t1_iws18is wrote
Shill it like Beckham.
ddt70 t1_iwrq0wl wrote
Speaking of platforms….. why does he have one?
I ask that sincerely….. apart from football and being easy on the eye, what exactly is it that he has to say that is of any importance to anything?
Yes I know that in a vacuous world of Kardashians, he’s not the worst….. but we really need to get a grip on how stupid and baseless we are becoming.
simplejack89 t1_iwsk0y0 wrote
Why does anybody take what any celeb says seriously?
somegurl408 t1_iwst38s wrote
He's the worst now.
provocative_bear t1_iwszhha wrote
Well, he does soccer, and this is about a soccer venue, so it's a little relevant. Not saying that he wasn't totally bought for 150 million by Qatar, but it's not like they got a Kardashian to promote their little slave-built soccer game.
CinnamonBlue t1_iwtibxr wrote
Football was his saving grace. If it wasn’t for that, who knows what he would have done
NerdyDan t1_iwu2age wrote
That’s all you need
KFCConspiracy t1_iwv6a76 wrote
This is probably the one place he SHOULD have a platform since he's an expert on soccer. Now, I think what he said is stupid as fuck and he was clearly paid to say it.
Leadantagonist t1_iwvan4n wrote
It’s a soccer player talking about soccer?? And he doesn’t have a platform he has a brand. His band as one of the most famous soccer players of all time. Again taking about soccer.
Hello? I see where you were trying to go, but you didn’t even think about it a little?
ReadAllAboutIt92 t1_iws3au0 wrote
Looks like Joe Lycett’s going to be shredding that £10K
Lastunexpectedhero t1_iwrrbto wrote
Looks like the check cleared
ArtistWhoStarves t1_iws7e7y wrote
David Beckham is an idiot.
ItsOnlyaFewBucks t1_iwrxrna wrote
Sell out.
EcchiOli t1_iws4i6z wrote
Reminds me of that delightfully amusing news story from 2016.
The Robert E. Lee elementary school, in Texas, USA, launched a poll to determine which new name it should adopt, a name that would reflect modern values of tolerance and inclusivity.
Well, quoting https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Adolf-Hitler-School-for-Friendship-and-Tolerance-7307299.php ,
> Among the suggestions for the school were Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance
It's as convincing as Beckham's current point.
schizolicious t1_iwso5t3 wrote
Mother fucker can bend reality too it seems
CloudyArchitect4U t1_iwsn64e wrote
Sellout POS.
DownRedditHole t1_iwrw9c2 wrote
Shut up, grandpa.
wabashcanonball t1_iwswg68 wrote
Sellout. I’m so frikin’ sick of sellouts. It’s as if having money makes one’s integrity and morals just up and disappear.
diefree85 t1_iwsbaqx wrote
So an idiot or taking massive amounts of money for his soul?
MansfromDaVinci t1_iwshejk wrote
£150,000,000
somegurl408 t1_iwt7lnl wrote
Both!
whyhercules t1_iwsitk9 wrote
>“Qatar dreamed of bringing the World Cup to a place that it had never been before, but that it wouldn’t be enough just to achieve things on the pitch,” he said. “The pitch would be a platform for progress.”
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>He also said: “Dreams can come true. That is why you are here. You share Generation Amazing’s [Qatar-backed youth festival in Doha] twin passions for the game of football and for making the world a more tolerant and inclusive place.”
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>However, Beckham said Qatar and its ambassadors were changing lives for the better.: “Every one of the great players I was lucky enough to play with started exactly the same way,” he said. “In a back garden, park, or a street outside their home with just a ball and an imagination that they dared to let run wild.
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>“Almost two decades ago a small group of football lovers from Qatar had an equally fantastic dream: that they could bring the greatest football show on earth to their home country and to the Middle East for the very first time.
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>“And now we are here. Because when dreams are harnessed and mixed with dedication and hard work, they are no longer dreams. They become reality.”
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>He added: “I want to say to all of you, ‘today is your day to dream’. Because there are no limits to what you and your teammates can achieve in our beautiful game.
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>“Even before this festival kicks off, more than a million lives have been touched to create an inspirational global community of coaches, educators and new young leaders. It all began as a dream. That is now yours. So please be inspired and pass it on.”
That's the things Beckham said as quoted in the article, the parts from the headline seem to come from the first two paragraphs, his introduction, which I've bolded. The context is that this was a speech aimed at kids from a Middle East and non-footballing background who want to play football.
coolluck33 t1_iwsmorw wrote
David, you best hope that the Qatar Morals police don't catch u drinking whatever it was that made u lose your damn mind..
-Dalzik- t1_iwt11i3 wrote
What's next for Beckham, a crypto commercial?
fall3nmartyr t1_iwt437l wrote
What a high pitched twat
laalhambra t1_iwt44d0 wrote
Inclusivity of homophobes and intolerant pricks.
ja_maz t1_iwtaa6l wrote
The problem with listening to successful soccer players. They stopped studying in middle school and money is all they know/care about. Not the best role models.
stu8018 t1_iwtbgdy wrote
Yes they killed 6500 workers from many countries building that crap. Gimmie a break.
Robiwan05 t1_iwtbx99 wrote
I won't tolerate Qatar or their world cup. Fuck your religion and Fuck your status quo.
Slyguyfawkes t1_iwtznm4 wrote
I wonder how much Qatar paid him to say that
Plexaporta t1_iwvitne wrote
Apparently £150 million
Slyguyfawkes t1_iwvl3i1 wrote
Damn! Nice sleuthing!
GreasyWerker118 t1_iwrromx wrote
I thought that was a Beaverton headline at first glance
mala27369 t1_iws1vzm wrote
Wonder how much he got paid for that lie?
UoFSlim t1_iws7nj6 wrote
£150,000,000
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_iwsr3hp wrote
Bend the truth like Beckham
cafecrave t1_iwsuqhi wrote
Disgusting tool
LostBoyz007 t1_iwsv2qp wrote
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. Could you take all the cash out of your mouth
AbradolfLincler77 t1_iwsxsay wrote
I never had much respect for Beckham, the sell out that he is and I definitely have none anymore.
LateStageAdult t1_iwt9yv3 wrote
Too much money rots the brain.
ukexpat t1_iwtd1yk wrote
Beckham is a sellout and can go fuck himself.
Hsensei t1_iwtszn9 wrote
That check must have had plenty of zeros
Reali5t t1_iwtzlhz wrote
One will say such shit when one is paid a whole lot of money to say such shit.
Heckin_Ryn t1_iwu6y5y wrote
David Beckham cashes comically oversized check
Jebus_UK t1_iwu92a4 wrote
LOL - what a shill
isleepdickup t1_iwuiflo wrote
To be fair, he is very very stupid.
MrEntropy44 t1_iwv9tkh wrote
Please, Rich straight cis white guy who only knows how to kick balls, Share more of your wisdom.
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KingGalahadThe1st t1_iws9gd4 wrote
Fuck him. Also, Posh Spice takes it up the arse!
leapdayjose t1_iwshays wrote
Lmao. Does he mean that it's a chance for them to learn how to tolerate and include outside tourists and standards of operations?
yamaha2000us t1_iwsq9ot wrote
The check is in the mail…
Aldous_Hoaxley t1_iwsu1qr wrote
Someone cut him a big fat check.
RockyMountainHigh- t1_iwsufo8 wrote
Hahahaha
vladstheawesome t1_iwszdhc wrote
Oh Becky, what have they done to you.
trdamateur t1_iwszehh wrote
Yeah for money hungry fake ass mofo
sassygerman33 t1_iwt3lqw wrote
Cheque. Cashed!
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bluebook21 t1_iwt7rdp wrote
Well , he'd certainly know if it wasn't. I mean being from a traditionally marginalized group, and all.
TandroSonali t1_iwt9m4f wrote
Wow, just shut up about it at least. Enjoy your money, don't embarrass yourself.
Varrocker93 t1_iwu7yzk wrote
He got more money for saying it..
XxJamalBigSexyxX t1_iwtalhk wrote
And apparently for not telling the truth
[deleted] t1_iwtaq5q wrote
someone should look into his accounts see if he got a deposit from a Qatari firm.
MotorFly71 t1_iwtjp7g wrote
He did. £15,000,000 a year for ten years.
micro012 t1_iwtfska wrote
he'd hot and his passes are on fire but have you heard him speak?
RogueEagle2 t1_iwtgcnu wrote
Not buying it Davey
MotorFly71 t1_iwtjm2a wrote
He was paid £150,000,000 by Qatar. He can fuck right off.
Budgiesaurus t1_iwu08dq wrote
That's a bald faced lie!
He is going to get paid 150 million, but it's spread over 10 years. So it's more like a salary, just like a regular joe!
^^^/s
cyrixlord t1_iwtkuoe wrote
someone got paid like congress did from tobacco companies saying smoking was healthy
Ozi_izO t1_iwtkvaj wrote
I guess he likes money then...
noxx1234567 t1_iwtot7v wrote
Bent like Beckham
ZeroAfro t1_iwu0uvr wrote
Qatar and "inclusivity and tolerance" don't go together. Lol
hollyjazzy t1_iwu2348 wrote
What planet is he on?
Doghead_sunbro t1_iwu6j0s wrote
Guess Joe Lycett is going to shred that 10k after all
lookatmahfeet t1_iwubrie wrote
Not very tolerant of beer drinkers...
AC_Zeno t1_iwuebzj wrote
Qatar is very inclusive of the things that they tolerate.
Which isn’t much.
show_me_what_you-got t1_iwuglbn wrote
What a bellend. Had much respect for not queue jumping when paying respects to the Queen (unlike some of our other ‘national treasures’) but to say shit like this is fucking ridiculous!
Insipid_Pedantry t1_iwugq81 wrote
What a piece of shit.
bsnimunf t1_iwugw1z wrote
Beckham's going to regret taking that money from Qatar. Yeas its a shit load of money and he's got to pay for Posh and Brooklyns fake careers but he was loaded anyway that extra money means nothing to him. He had a solid reputation which obviously means alot to him and that's probably gone now.
glovefatboy t1_iwuisjp wrote
When England won the world cup in 1966, homosexuality was a criminal offence in the UK.
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OldBob10 t1_iwuxubw wrote
Sooner or later, every paid shill ends up looking like an ass.
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fabregazzzz t1_iwv4h3n wrote
It is. The whole world don't share the same culture. LGBT is not acceptable in a lot of countries.
Throwawayiea t1_iwvctud wrote
David Beckham just ruined his international reputation. Qatar for inclusivity and tolerance is the biggest joke yet!
Trelogan t1_iwvjpzk wrote
Maybe David should get a sponsorship deal with specsavers
reddit_random_user_2 t1_iwvy899 wrote
They will probably throw all gay people off the roof of the stadium in that country. Muslims there are not as "left" leaning as they are in western countries, and their religion has something special to say about LGBT folks. Stay cautious. Stay vigilant. Don't unfurl rainbow flags and shout woke stuff. Happy footballing!
Also, don't say anything about climate change or global warming. They might get offended by that too.
MrCoconut007 t1_iww0vyu wrote
it is
WatercressAshamed508 t1_iwwss0f wrote
Dick head
[deleted] t1_iwywry2 wrote
David Beckham is full of shite is what he is.
xaviertravel t1_ix2zr8i wrote
Something went missing in this ‘look forward to visiting Qatar when it has fulfilled all the human rights pledges it made” when it became the tournament’s host.’ Pests go bk to how it ended up being in Qatar in the first place - via votes
Kinenai t1_iwtcaey wrote
Lebron James is Bri'ish?
CaptainC0medy t1_iwu3noy wrote
So you would press a button that wpuld give you 1 million but kill 1 person, but you think david beckham getting 150 million to say some words is terrible?
Alarming-Fault6927 t1_iwuvfh9 wrote
Not if that person is me
SF-Samara t1_iwua7u1 wrote
Interesting, all I see coming out of his mouth is are cocks .
Anaistrocas t1_iwu9l4j wrote
How inclusive have other WC been?
loldonkimo OP t1_iwrlx89 wrote
David, what was it about the £150million they gave you that made you form this view?