So... they'll be loaded before lifting the mic then?

Might actually be entertaining now that I think about it...

Hasn’t been as good since Kathy got fired. Kathy sexually harassing Anderson Cooper was the whole show.

I thought they drunk all year round??

Hey CNN, you fixed the non broken part.

It just means they are swapping to tequila

“Hosts Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper can still drink, though.” Oh thank god, I need another drunk Andy rant

That was the only thing keeping people watching.

Anybody watched CNN lately? It's fucked. Like, super fucked. And all the anchors just go along with it...

It's weird. Like they're being held hostage or something.

It's been weird the last couple months, but last night's town hall with Mike Fucking Pence felt like a jump the shark moment.

She may have messed up a few times but their banter was hysterical. She got those giggles out of him.

I guess they can just light up some blunts.

Weren't they recently bought out by some right winger?

My Dad knows someone who owns CNN, he says they can't take toilet breaks unless they ask for the key.

And you act super busy so it makes them awkward to ask for the key. One time my dad said he acted way too busy and he say a woman poop himself all over his colleagues but luckily their was tarp on the floors and ground.

Edit: it's a joke, like "my dad owns nintendo". Except this is directed at the comment above me, kind of to show that he is being ridiculous so im just matching that energy but with an outrageous and near impossible scenario. LIKE WHY WOULD A LADY POOP ON PEOPLE WITH TARP ON GROUND?!

Website checks out.

So, an employer not allowing its employees to drink on the job. How is that not a good idea?

Major my uncle works at Nintendo vibes here.

I know a couple of people who have worked at CNN. They have normal restrooms just like any other office building. From what I've heard the biggest complaint is that many parts of the building need some serious maintenance.

So your dad Warner media

my chiropractor told me he LOVED anderson cooper getting drunk on NYE, and found it hilarious, even laughed when he told me about it.

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Umm to each his own..... but glad they enjoy it.

Yes

I was gonna say, no way they destroy pure gold.

Boo

My dad owns Reddit, you better delete this comment or I will get him to ban you.

Bummer

My uncle already has the PS9!

If I wanted to see a couple of Drunks make fools of them selves, I would go to a Bar or Family Outing.

That's exactly the joke I was going for. Seemed like everyone else didn't pick up that low hanging fruit

That's the joke

Boooooo

So much for having a vodka with Lemon.

I got it. No one has a sense of humor anymore.

“Someone who owns CNN” sort of makes the joke clear, but I guess illiteracy is high

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So sorry to hear that, drunken rants were the only reason for watching!

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its bought out by a right wing billionaire, a trumper. hence the drastic right wing shift. and VERY FOX-esque reporting. they probably need a FOX-LIte network for the moderates, and normal fox for the crazies.

cnn got bought out by right wing billionaire months ago.

Wasn’t clear at all before you added the edit.

Get ready for CNN's Baked-AF New Year's Eve!

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Im glad spelling out that pooping on a tarp is not normal behaviour really sold it to you. I'm just doing the lords work.

Sure was. Maybe they'll have some credibility now.