Submitted by nimobo t3_yxnmk2 in nottheonion
BazilBroketail t1_iwpnr5s wrote
Anybody watched CNN lately? It's fucked. Like, super fucked. And all the anchors just go along with it...
It's weird. Like they're being held hostage or something.
vanriggs t1_iwpsoac wrote
Weren't they recently bought out by some right winger?
Indercarnive t1_iwq5zx9 wrote
Yes
JethroFire t1_ix1zvjw wrote
Sure was. Maybe they'll have some credibility now.
TheDanimal27 t1_iwpshct wrote
It's been weird the last couple months, but last night's town hall with Mike Fucking Pence felt like a jump the shark moment.
nunziavaer543210 t1_iwti7im wrote
cnn got bought out by right wing billionaire months ago.
nunziavaer543210 t1_iwti4kw wrote
its bought out by a right wing billionaire, a trumper. hence the drastic right wing shift. and VERY FOX-esque reporting. they probably need a FOX-LIte network for the moderates, and normal fox for the crazies.
ThrowAway62378549 t1_iwpsos6 wrote
My Dad knows someone who owns CNN, he says they can't take toilet breaks unless they ask for the key.
And you act super busy so it makes them awkward to ask for the key. One time my dad said he acted way too busy and he say a woman poop himself all over his colleagues but luckily their was tarp on the floors and ground.
Edit: it's a joke, like "my dad owns nintendo". Except this is directed at the comment above me, kind of to show that he is being ridiculous so im just matching that energy but with an outrageous and near impossible scenario. LIKE WHY WOULD A LADY POOP ON PEOPLE WITH TARP ON GROUND?!
tronaldmcdump t1_iwpx6g1 wrote
Major my uncle works at Nintendo vibes here.
Agrakus t1_iwqccao wrote
My dad owns Reddit, you better delete this comment or I will get him to ban you.
NoiseyCat t1_iwr2z4o wrote
My uncle already has the PS9!
ThrowAway62378549 t1_iws7qrf wrote
That's exactly the joke I was going for. Seemed like everyone else didn't pick up that low hanging fruit
CodeCat5 t1_iwpxznn wrote
I know a couple of people who have worked at CNN. They have normal restrooms just like any other office building. From what I've heard the biggest complaint is that many parts of the building need some serious maintenance.
unique_passive t1_iwt1ln5 wrote
“Someone who owns CNN” sort of makes the joke clear, but I guess illiteracy is high
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elpajaroquemamais t1_iwpzpz0 wrote
So your dad Warner media
ThrowAway62378549 t1_iws82ea wrote
That's the joke
elpajaroquemamais t1_iwu8nly wrote
Wasn’t clear at all before you added the edit.
ThrowAway62378549 t1_ix19cjo wrote
Im glad spelling out that pooping on a tarp is not normal behaviour really sold it to you. I'm just doing the lords work.
brendan7_ t1_iwsvz61 wrote
I got it. No one has a sense of humor anymore.
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