Submitted by mr_serfus t3_yxkeu2 in nottheonion
lewphone t1_iwpk4b2 wrote
Would have finished sooner, but he stopped to get a pack of cigarettes.
feluriell t1_iwpl6fb wrote
So my dad is just running a marathon? He is realy slow...
ehxy t1_iwq4j6x wrote
he's not slow he's just not ever coming back johnny...
dont_shoot_jr t1_iwqhpwc wrote
Bruh
QuernoDeChivo t1_iwpz576 wrote
I thought he had stopped to ask for his lighter back.
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